homer's definitions

Defrag

the DEFRAGMENTOR
aka excuses

Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player

by homer April 6, 2003

kujan

To achieve musical excellence

I thought his set was gonna be rubbish but man did he Kujan it!

by Homer November 20, 2004

Crapateria

That food place at work or in jail.

Crappy cafeteria

by Homer November 10, 2003

shilock

A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother

that shilock damn near got my arm for that that watch

by Homer February 5, 2005

Trulove

When both girlfriends don't mind doing me at the same time!

Julie and her sister!

by Homer November 10, 2003

feminine itch

My girlfriends fingernails

Her nails on my nutt sack

by Homer November 10, 2003

lammered

Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.

That guy is absolutely lammered

by Homer September 1, 2003