homer's definitions

Fandango

A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with hobocamp.

"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"

by Homer April 23, 2004

Monhoney

A man waiting outside a Walmart saying "Come on honey"

Any Walmart anywhere!

by Homer November 10, 2003

ouch

pain or suffering due to stupidity.

I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.

by Homer April 5, 2004

oshkosh

A kickass city on Lake Winnebago located in Central Wisconsin.

Oshkosh is neat.

by Homer October 19, 2003

feminine itch

My girlfriends fingernails

Her nails on my nutt sack

by Homer November 10, 2003

hobocamp

A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with fandango.

"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"

by Homer April 23, 2004

dog pusher

One who pushes dogs.

"Look at him! That dog pusher just pushed that dog!"

by Homer September 24, 2003