by homer April 07, 2003
A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother
by Homer February 06, 2005
There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.
1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!
by Homer March 26, 2005
I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.
by Homer April 06, 2004
by Homer October 20, 2003
Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player
by homer April 07, 2003
by Homer November 10, 2003