homer's definitions

zohaib

There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.

1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!

by Homer March 26, 2005

SLR5000

It is the best car

It goes fast

by Homer July 29, 2003

Roll

Stating your philosophical stance on a situation with a affirmative predisposition.

That's how I roll.
i.e.-Jack black kicking Will Ferrel's dog over the bridge after Ferrel ruined Black's motorcycle, then stating to Ferrel, "thats how I roll".

"you aint got my cash, I'll bust a cap in your ass. Yeah nigga, thats how I roll."

by Homer November 22, 2004

Trulove

When both girlfriends don't mind doing me at the same time!

Julie and her sister!

by Homer November 10, 2003

The Matrix

n.A place that is pulled down right in front of your eyes to blind you from the real world. Part of a computer program designed to save the race of humanity.

Morpheus takes Neo and teaches him how to live in the Matrix

by Homer May 16, 2003

lammered

Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.

That guy is absolutely lammered

by Homer September 1, 2003

pork smoker

some1 who sucks the chrome

miles> up for some pork later? ;D
gideon> im not allowed pork ;(
miles> not even to smoke? ;O

by homer April 6, 2003