Definitions by hjuugoo

Porsche 911 

An overpriced VW Beetle (they were literally designed by the same guy) that just gets bigger every generation and has about three quintillion different model variants.

"Hey man I just bought a Volkswagen Beetle, for some reason people call it a Porsche 911"

Porsche 911 by hjuugoo May 15, 2021

why 

because your parents didn't have enough money to pay for an abortion.

Mum, why is that man next to you in that picture with a baby in his hands?

why by hjuugoo May 1, 2021

why 

because your dad forgot to use protection.

dad, why is that woman sleeping in your and moms bed?

why by hjuugoo May 1, 2021

bullshit 

a bulls excrements.

hey that bull just had a shit!
he must've had a... bullshit XDXDLOL

bullshit by hjuugoo April 28, 2021

Daewoo Espero 

Don't let the strange name, front-wheel-drive layout and the 2.0 petrol engine fool you! It is rumored that God himself created this car and that is clearly reflected in its time-reversing, space-warping speed whilst being so economical it basically produces fuel instead of consuming it.

No, it is not a Foxbody Mustang, it is a Daewoo Espero.

Daewoo Espero by hjuugoo April 28, 2021