Definitions by heythewhat

pussypulse 

1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her vagina, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of sex.

2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.

3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.

Billy: "Poor Tom hasn't gotten laid in years. He's now in pussypulse mode..."

Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"

pussypulse by heythewhat January 20, 2012

no prob bob 

an extremely annoying phrase used by zurbans, that conveys mutual trust and sympathy.

Zit 1: "hey Eric can you help me with your magic sword +1? we must defeat the black dragon!"

Zit 2 : "No prob Bob!

no prob bob by heythewhat January 9, 2012

Pimple Dome

The Mecca of all zits, created through the symbiosis of no less then three mega zits.

Cody used to have three mega zits right under his lower lip. They combined to create a pimple dome that now covers his entire mouth.

Pimple Dome by heythewhat January 9, 2012

zurban 

a zit faced urban boy

Dude 1: "look at all the goddamn zurbans in this town"

Dude 1.37: "Yup! We've hit zurbania!"

zurban by heythewhat January 8, 2012

pool o' stool 

a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely

Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"

pool o' stool by heythewhat January 7, 2012

No Shit 

an exclamation conveying a mixed sense of gladness and surprise over a matter of common interest between two or more people

Billy: "I just unloaded a major dump in our new bathroom!"
Tom: "Any residues?"
Billy: "Clean as a whistle"
Tom: "No Shit!"
Billy: "that's right"

No Shit by heythewhat January 4, 2012