heythewhat's definitions

whatchagonnado?

a phrase uttered by criminals just before they get arrested by a camera crew dressed as policemen

Criminal 1: "shit! the cops are here and they're coming for us!"

Criminal 2: "whatchagonnado? whatchagonnado when they come for you?"

by heythewhat February 22, 2012

prebail

a sum of money given to a cop at the moment of arrest in exchange for a pardon.

"All I had was 1 dollar worth of prebail. I never had a chance convincing that cop to let me go."

by heythewhat January 27, 2012

homeless chic

a style of clothing worn by students, beggars or other people on low income who wear the same clothes for an extended period of time, by the end of which their toes are sticking out their shoes and moths fly out their armpits.

"Fashion Today" ranks 'Homeless Chic' the number one trend for poor students worldwide: "Wear you clothes to the MAX!"

by heythewhat February 10, 2012

zurbania

the magical land inhabited by the zurban species

Tom is in zurbania playing dungeons and dragons along with the other zurbans.

by heythewhat February 23, 2012

pool o' stool

a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely

Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"

by heythewhat January 7, 2012

sir pops alot

the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes

Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"

by heythewhat February 10, 2012