henry's definitions
A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.
"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."
by Henry June 11, 2006
Get the funkamentalistmug. From the Howard Stern show, catchphrase referring to departed show contributor Jackie Martling. Originally intended as a response to his leaving the show, it is in practice used as a non-sequitor in virtually any situation.
"Hey Howard, thanks for taking the call. F Jackie."
"Thanks again, and F Jackie."
"Thank you New York. F Jackie, and we'll see you on Sirius."
"Thanks again, and F Jackie."
"Thank you New York. F Jackie, and we'll see you on Sirius."
by Henry June 18, 2006
Get the f jackiemug. A short way to say hispanic. Commonly used in some states as a 'nice' way to say spic. Racist twords hispanic people.
by Henry November 13, 2004
Get the hickmug. 
Get the henrireficmug. A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.
"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"
by Henry September 21, 2005
Get the Black Elvismug. by Henry September 28, 2004
Get the don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hoodmug. 