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Definitions by hel112570

Suzie Snowflake 

The drug addicted girl that attempts to sell stolen items for a local meth dealer on a facebook selling wall or at a pawn shop.
Did you see the owner run that Suzie Snowflake out of the shop? That set of dildos she was selling was obviously stolen.
Suzie Snowflake by hel112570 June 18, 2019

Trashelganger

A person whom resembles a celebrity in a universe where they are significantly poorer and smoke 2 packs day.
Hey Bill that girl looks like Jennifer Garner. Haha yeah except if she was addicted to meth. That's true...she's her Trashelganger.
Trashelganger by hel112570 June 14, 2019

The Soups 

A condition involving nausea,bloating,diarrhea,and general indigestion experienced after eating creamy and acidic soup, such as tomato bisque, at a restaurant. This condition can last anywhere from 8 to 48 hours,is worsened by the consumption of alcohol, but can be alleviated by a simple anti-acid supplement.
Hey man do you wanna go out tonight? No man I can't.Got the soups.
The Soups by hel112570 June 15, 2018

ramen girl

When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.
Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.
ramen girl by hel112570 May 27, 2017

Chili Pussy 

A vagina and/or vaginal lips so covered with lesions and warts that it resembles a bowl of chili.
Alex was shocked to see that the Mexican prostitute he'd hired had chili pussy.
Chili Pussy by hel112570 July 23, 2016

Princess Money 

The money that your wife or girlfriend makes from her well-paying job, that she does not contribute to the household, and by not contributing forces you, the husband or boyfriend, to pay all bills.
How is Jim so broke all the item don't he and his wife both make really good money? Yeah but Jim's wife sticks him with all the bills, so he never has any. Oh right she got her princess money, but Jim's the one who has to pay.
Princess Money by hel112570 August 12, 2015