harvesterofsorrow's definitions

chalupas

Big ol' bouncy titties. Makes you wanna go "BBBBLBLBBBLBLLBBBBBBLLLBLBBLBLLL..." between em.

Check out her chaLUUUpaaas!!

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 21, 2003

Wii

One of the dumbest names ever given to a videogame console. Way to go Nintendo.

Mom: "Michael, what are you doing in there?"
Kid: "Letting uncle Tommy play with my Wii."

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 26, 2007

Metalocalypse

Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.

If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 13, 2008

Ethuropian

American for 'flycatcher'.

See Ethiopian.

Them flies could be fuckin on the tips of their noses... them Ethuropians don't give a shit. They won't swat 'em.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 15, 2009

kajongas

See chalupas.

Check out her kaJONGaas.

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 21, 2003

sevening

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to smorning.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this sevening.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Nintendo

Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.

Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."

by HarvesterOfSorrow September 13, 2008