harry flashman's definitions

prunish

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

by harry flashman October 9, 2003

frottege

A combination of the words "frottage"( deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing one's clothed body up against another) and "protege" (collegue/co-worker). A frottege is a co-worker who is the office serial groper, particularly in narrow hallways, cubicle entrances and doorways.

Raul was unfairly referred to as a frottege; it was purely coincidential that whenever a woman was in a constricted office space he had to squeeze past her to attend to important corporate business.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

casreped

Naval jargon for equipment that is inoperative.

The AN/SLQ-22(A)V(1) is casreped...it shit the bed last night on the midwatch....friggin' HPA and High Level TWT went out and took the O-1331 and HD-791 with it.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

monolog

A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.

I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

recursive

The reiteration of expletives to serve the interest of comprehension for the recipient and catharsis for the speaker.

She didn't just cuss me once, she got recursive on my ass.

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

grackle

A brand name combining the words "GRAnular", "cRACK" and "spACKLE"; a spackle-like buttplug to safeguard one's plum during short periods of incarceration.

Yolanda, call my lawyer and bail bondsman and bring my toothbrush, putty knife and grackle.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

ringknocker

A military service academy graduate.

To convey to all those present that he was a West Point graduate, Major Talliafero lightly rapped his ring on the wooden conference table signaling to all present that did not already know so from toilet paper stuck to his shoe that he was a ringknocker, and thus worthy of respect.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003