lotto

An idiot's 401k.

Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

slope

A ratio of distance to rise, a grade or an angle.

We knew Curtis was off his medication when he ordered $500,000 worth of 21"X15" Bitumenous Coated Corregated Metal pipe Mitered End Sections with a 12:1 slope.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

infeminate

To cause to take on feminine characteristics.

Bubba was synchonizing the cow's estrus cycles in order to artificially inseminate them but the cow lurched in the head catch and he shot 10cc's of Ludalice into his thumb and now wondered if it was going to infeminate him.

by harry flashman August 04, 2003

weaves

1. Departs. 2. Flat, thin protuberances growing from twigs and branches.

1. The twain weaves at 2:12. 2.Wilbur was waking weaves wewentwesswe.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

Maginot Line

Some place the Germans will revisit the next time they get a weekend barbeque rained out.

Gerta, looks like rain, put the bratwurst away, get the kids in the Benz, we're going frog hunting at the Maginot line.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

heyduke

1.n. A act of revenge or anarchy. Named after George Heyduke, author and anarchist. 2. v. To commit a calculated act of revenge on a deserving mark.

1. I did a heyduke on his car for having a Gore bumper sticker. 2. Some Hillary loving Commie heyduked my Rush Limbaugh decal.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003