harry flashman's definitions

cammie up

To dress up in stealthy outer garments in order to minimize your visibility and to maximize your blending in with your surroundings.

Hey Jeff...if Hillary gets elected to the presidency we need to cammie up and join the militia.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

purtneer

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.

Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

skint back

Redneck for "ready for action" or "ready to make speed." (An allusion to retracting the foreskin in uncircumsized males before action.)

Cleotis heard the Yankee accent and was skint back and started looking around for a pool cue. After the bar brawl Cleotis jumped in his Firebird and had it skint back doing 90 up Highway 31.

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

trusay

What the French say to the German army when it invades.

Mon ami...trusay?

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

nosepicker

A military officer who is a graduate of his or her respective service academy.

It wasn't LCDR Schmedlapp's leadership skills that identified her as a nosepicker...it was the USNA ring two fingers down from the one buried up to the second knuckle in her nose.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003