gnude

To look ugly when naked.

You think Paul looks funky in speedos, you ought to see him gnude.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

slope

A ratio of distance to rise, a grade or an angle.

We knew Curtis was off his medication when he ordered $500,000 worth of 21"X15" Bitumenous Coated Corregated Metal pipe Mitered End Sections with a 12:1 slope.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

boffum

What a greedy redneck says when given a choice to have a pack of cigarettes or a six-pack of beer.

Gimme boffum.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

gwine

Vernacular English for "going to", a declaration of intent.

Prunella said she gwine get her case worker changed unlest he give her AFDC for her baby, Boudreaux.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

Rather not

To express a preference in network TV news viewing.

If my cable or satellite went out and I needed a news fix, I'd Rather not.

by Harry flashman July 30, 2003

fujimom

A variation of fujimo (fuck you jack I'm moving out.) The additional "m" tacked on the end may stand for mofo.

I ain't sitting through the third act Il Travaore-On-Ice...fujimom.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

drop

To give birth.

Tammyjo was ready to drop her third cyhild

by harry flashman July 24, 2003