porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 06, 2003

waimanalo

A would be trailer park if Hawaiian zoning laws permitted it.

Dem buggahs frum waimanalo is all F.O.B., dey don't know mauka frum ewa and dey breff smel like YickLung salties.

by harry flashman July 03, 2003

pernt

Point.

The pernt of this lesson, gentlemen, is to enunciate words properly.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

zot

Onomatopoeia for that sound when you have been touched by personal tragedy that is funny to everybody else.

"Zot!, Bubba...that looks like the repo-man towing away your Trans-Am with your coon dog in the back seat." Or, "Zot, that had to hurt, Leon...I ain't never seen a framing hammer turn a thumb purple that quick."

by harry flashman August 21, 2003

codded

Having testicles.

I'll give you $65 for that billy goat, it' the heaviest codded one I have ever seen.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

truly fucked

To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.

I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

problematic

A failing or inoperative automatic transmission.

When asked by the service technician at the garage if his automobile transmission was a stick shift, Bubba, having just attained a GED, replied, "No, problematic."

by harry flashman September 01, 2003