hammer---;, hytham's definitions
Camera voyeurgasm of sticking one's mob. down-up an unnoticing girl's skirt in subway cars and *click* *click* on the booty!
Up-skirting is the down-up version of down-blousing, where the pix are taken from above tits to capture some breast cleavage or boorak, assnecks, canal zone!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the up-skirtingmug. Genetically-enhanced GMO food and pre-prepped (pre-prepared) meals.
Also called frankenfood/ phood/ phfod.
Also called frankenfood/ phood/ phfod.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the gene cuisinemug. An annoying affix that spurned from that ever-annoyingest curseword Metrosexual and has given us many annoying words in the process!
Dig some (no laughs back there!):
Dig some (no laughs back there!):
-Pansexual:
fucks anything that has a hole in it... be it male, female, bisexuals, trisexuals! Generally can make sex to a knot or go fuck-happy humping mud!
-Intersexual:
to a lesser extent but switches gender-preferences from time to time.
-Trisexual:
hetero, homo and tanny.
-Fauxmosexual:
dates homos, but is a also a metro.
-Barsexual:
girl that show their 'pashing' in public!
-Haemosexual:
*gulp!* a blood-slurping vamp!
-Technosexual:
daring male who is well-groomed and loves tech stuff like PDAs, sexy mobile phones, but is neither gay nor straight in his physical appearnce.
-Buysexual:
bonds over gadgets, cool stuff the other sex buys or is interested in!
-Compusexual:
bonds on computer-related stuff and has attraction for same techperv-minded people. (A.k.a. Aaron Peckham, the creator of UD!, but don't tell him hammer said that, word!).
-Scribosexual:
Netaholic who 'lurks' as gay, or cybercheats on his/her other best half by making e-sex 'onlone'! Also called leterosexual/ letrosxual.
-Contrasexual:
twentysomething woman who shun marriage until financially secure. (See: Bag-Lady Syndrome).
-Spectrosexual:
waits for the Mr./Mrs./Mx. Perfect! Also called a Quirkalone/ quirkyalone.
-Neo-retrosexual:
apply certain rules for in order to get deeply committed in a relationship.
-Sapiosexual:
frequents seminars, art centers...for lobecandy, sophistikittens, or just intellidating casually with brainiac other-sex dates!
-Ecosexual:
neat, takes home-cleaniness as a 'must' for any relationship he/she ventures on. Or, can describe this metro in ecosexual.
-Agrosexual:
has nothing to do with plants, but it refers to a male who is like a farmer: tough, rough and doesn't give it
-Ubersexual:
confident, highly-masculine male that isn't afraid to look a bit metro on the outside (e.g. clean shaved face, cool furniture...).
-Vitalsexual:
an old, fortysomethig that takes his sex-related tips/ cues and what have you, from metros. Yech!
-Metrospiritual:
metrosexual who frequents yoga classes and is healtheology-minded.
-Homosectual:
homosexual sectarian, or simply marries inter-religeously.
(Those last two defs aren't '-sexual'-ending word thing I know... but good fun to add here!).
-Metro-Sumosexual:
the fat people's take on that dirty word! Hahaha!
-Pomosexual:
post-modernist and of course, 'unlabel-able'!
-Retrosexual:
The anti-Metro! Also called Messosexual.
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fucks anything that has a hole in it... be it male, female, bisexuals, trisexuals! Generally can make sex to a knot or go fuck-happy humping mud!
-Intersexual:
to a lesser extent but switches gender-preferences from time to time.
-Trisexual:
hetero, homo and tanny.
-Fauxmosexual:
dates homos, but is a also a metro.
-Barsexual:
girl that show their 'pashing' in public!
-Haemosexual:
*gulp!* a blood-slurping vamp!
-Technosexual:
daring male who is well-groomed and loves tech stuff like PDAs, sexy mobile phones, but is neither gay nor straight in his physical appearnce.
-Buysexual:
bonds over gadgets, cool stuff the other sex buys or is interested in!
-Compusexual:
bonds on computer-related stuff and has attraction for same techperv-minded people. (A.k.a. Aaron Peckham, the creator of UD!, but don't tell him hammer said that, word!).
-Scribosexual:
Netaholic who 'lurks' as gay, or cybercheats on his/her other best half by making e-sex 'onlone'! Also called leterosexual/ letrosxual.
-Contrasexual:
twentysomething woman who shun marriage until financially secure. (See: Bag-Lady Syndrome).
-Spectrosexual:
waits for the Mr./Mrs./Mx. Perfect! Also called a Quirkalone/ quirkyalone.
-Neo-retrosexual:
apply certain rules for in order to get deeply committed in a relationship.
-Sapiosexual:
frequents seminars, art centers...for lobecandy, sophistikittens, or just intellidating casually with brainiac other-sex dates!
-Ecosexual:
neat, takes home-cleaniness as a 'must' for any relationship he/she ventures on. Or, can describe this metro in ecosexual.
-Agrosexual:
has nothing to do with plants, but it refers to a male who is like a farmer: tough, rough and doesn't give it
-Ubersexual:
confident, highly-masculine male that isn't afraid to look a bit metro on the outside (e.g. clean shaved face, cool furniture...).
-Vitalsexual:
an old, fortysomethig that takes his sex-related tips/ cues and what have you, from metros. Yech!
-Metrospiritual:
metrosexual who frequents yoga classes and is healtheology-minded.
-Homosectual:
homosexual sectarian, or simply marries inter-religeously.
(Those last two defs aren't '-sexual'-ending word thing I know... but good fun to add here!).
-Metro-Sumosexual:
the fat people's take on that dirty word! Hahaha!
-Pomosexual:
post-modernist and of course, 'unlabel-able'!
-Retrosexual:
The anti-Metro! Also called Messosexual.
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by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the -sexualmug. The Eastern states with predominantly-large poor Orthodox Ashkenazim (refujews migrating from Russia, hence the 'borscht' tomato soup).
Some argue that this name is giving humorously to the summer vacation resorts of up-state New York, but it has grown since to include most of the eastern states, too.
Some argue that this name is giving humorously to the summer vacation resorts of up-state New York, but it has grown since to include most of the eastern states, too.
by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007
Get the Borscht Beltmug. by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
Get the metrodoxmug. An 'ethnicon' (ethnic icon) used to refer to Arabs or Middle-Eastern travelers who immigrated to the US in recent years amidst the growing wave of terrorist attacks that has led many average, terrornoid American citizens to become concerned about their country's 'air-border' security.
Capps (Computer-assisted passenger prescreening system)/ US-VISIT (US-Visitor & Immigrant Status Indicator), are some of the new, computerized methods for 'profiling' the new comers.
These methods have made it possible for the TSC (Terrorist Screening Center) to make large, biometric database files in what has been termed 'soft intelligence' operations all over US airports complete with issued e-passports.
Now (irony has its day!), there is a new segregatory system in America that very soon you'll be on an escalator in an airport somewhere in the US, while poor schlub Arab hunheads are on another seperate one! You are the 'trusted traveler' who's been 'reverse-profiled' by this kind of neo-racism!
Capps (Computer-assisted passenger prescreening system)/ US-VISIT (US-Visitor & Immigrant Status Indicator), are some of the new, computerized methods for 'profiling' the new comers.
These methods have made it possible for the TSC (Terrorist Screening Center) to make large, biometric database files in what has been termed 'soft intelligence' operations all over US airports complete with issued e-passports.
Now (irony has its day!), there is a new segregatory system in America that very soon you'll be on an escalator in an airport somewhere in the US, while poor schlub Arab hunheads are on another seperate one! You are the 'trusted traveler' who's been 'reverse-profiled' by this kind of neo-racism!
The post-9/11 'ticking-time bomb' theory of immanent suspect terrorist threat, justified the use of any method including TFRs (temporary flight restrictions), free-forms (witnesses' description of oriental-looking face whom might prove to be a hiding active terrorist in a city), in order to close the 'security gap' created by the attacks... has made a danger stranger out of many Arabs arriving in US airports.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the danger strangermug. But... for a man with a micro, damn! It's called a 'dreamsicle'!
Dream on iPod in the pants shorties!
My chicksicle only gets growing! Booyah!
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Dream on iPod in the pants shorties!
My chicksicle only gets growing! Booyah!
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by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the chicksiclemug.