h2008's definitions

baby language

baby language is a language (commonly spoken at 1-3 year olds), that is usually rude. "goo goo gaa gaa" translates to "i need to poop on my mum's face", "ba-ba" translates to "fuck me", "goo goo" translates to "i want to urinate on my dad", and "goo gee" translates to "i love nazis"

Baby language is the rudest language I've ever heard!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

lincolnshire

possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it

i fucking hate lincolnshire

by h2008 November 18, 2018

Banana

a penis that is 5 inches or longer

Man, he's got a huge banana!

by h2008 July 8, 2018

damp

When someone says something that is too dumb to be said.

Bro, did you know that you are on your computer
Me: what a damp question m8, and plz get out

by h2008 June 17, 2018

ALLAHU AKBAR

You think it means "god is great" in Arabic, right?

You're kind of right, but wrong at the same time.

It actually is a phrase for people when some bomb or some shit like that is near you.

Muslim: الله أكبر (God is great)
bomb has been planted
Terrorist 1: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Terrorist 2: ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
bomb explodes

by h2008 December 1, 2018

Pete

Someone who is mostly depressed. He doesn't like being near others, and likes being to himself. He has been bullied lots at school because of his old haircut. He spends most of his time playing on his gaming consoles. His family likes him, but most of his neighborhood don't like him. Here is a message from Pete: "When I am 30, I will fucking kill most of the people living in my neighborhood, I will steal their shit, I will break their shit little houses and I might get a chance to become mayor of my city!".

My name is Pete. I am a depressed guy.

by h2008 July 14, 2018