h2008's definitions

damp

When someone says something that is too dumb to be said.

Bro, did you know that you are on your computer
Me: what a damp question m8, and plz get out

by h2008 June 17, 2018

bj

A bj is when someone sucks your penis and you suck their penis.

Imma have a bj with mi girl tonight

by h2008 July 12, 2018

lil pump

a dumb rapper who looks like a mop, has fake dreads, and has the same IQ as a broken rock

Person 1: Who's this Lil Pump guy?
Person 2: Oh, just a dumb rapper.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!
Person 2: Can you just shut up! You've been doing that since you first entered this house.

by h2008 February 21, 2019

SMFD

SMFC stands for Suck My Fucking Dick.

Hey you, SMFD!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

ALLAHU AKBAR

You think it means "god is great" in Arabic, right?

You're kind of right, but wrong at the same time.

It actually is a phrase for people when some bomb or some shit like that is near you.

Muslim: الله أكبر (God is great)
bomb has been planted
Terrorist 1: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Terrorist 2: ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
bomb explodes

by h2008 December 1, 2018

Cake pop

The bottom of a girl's butt, where all of the poop comes out.

Man, look at her huge cake pops!

by h2008 June 16, 2018