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fort

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a little secret area in a store or in a house where youtubers chill, spend the night and upload their reactions. it's not a castle like building.
John, are you coming into my secret water bottle fort???
by h2008 August 1, 2018
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noob

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WHO ARE YOU?! THE NOOB WHO IS VERY BAD AT GAMES WHO IS READING THIS DEFINITION. LEMME SPELL IT FOR YOU. W H O A R E Y O U? T H E N O O B W H O I S V E R Y B A D A T G A M E S W H O I S R E A D I N G T H I S D E F I N I T I O N. A noob is someone who literally sucks ass at gaming cuz they don't have a shit clue what gaming is.
Look at this noob. Look at him! He's got a tiny penis and can't even play a video game...
by h2008 July 30, 2018
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Pete

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Someone who is mostly depressed. He doesn't like being near others, and likes being to himself. He has been bullied lots at school because of his old haircut. He spends most of his time playing on his gaming consoles. His family likes him, but most of his neighborhood don't like him. Here is a message from Pete: "When I am 30, I will fucking kill most of the people living in my neighborhood, I will steal their shit, I will break their shit little houses and I might get a chance to become mayor of my city!".
by h2008 July 14, 2018
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This isn't a number. It's a cake like thingy placed in a tin and baked in an oven, you little shits.
I am just gonna write p... hang on! What's that smell? Poop flavored pie?! Must go!
by h2008 July 14, 2018
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bj

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A bj is when someone sucks your penis and you suck their penis.
Imma have a bj with mi girl tonight
by h2008 July 12, 2018
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Banana

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Man, he's got a huge banana!
by h2008 July 8, 2018
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damp

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When someone says something that is too dumb to be said.
Bro, did you know that you are on your computer
Me: what a damp question m8, and plz get out
by h2008 June 17, 2018
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