h2008's definitions

hard nut

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

stampylonghead

A kid-friendly Minecraft youtuber who has a lot of subs thanks to his childish-related personality. He did swear in 2012, and he once said "fucking". So not that kid-friendly back in the day?

Bro, what are you watching? Idk who it is?
I am watching stampylonghead m8. Why do u wanna know bro?

by h2008 June 12, 2018

Wenis

Short for wet penis.

Oh man, he sure has a wenis!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

Spicy

When something is too cool to see or when you see a hot woman.

Oh wow, she sure looks spicy.

by h2008 June 16, 2018

lincolnshire

possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it

i fucking hate lincolnshire

by h2008 November 18, 2018

Pete

Someone who is mostly depressed. He doesn't like being near others, and likes being to himself. He has been bullied lots at school because of his old haircut. He spends most of his time playing on his gaming consoles. His family likes him, but most of his neighborhood don't like him. Here is a message from Pete: "When I am 30, I will fucking kill most of the people living in my neighborhood, I will steal their shit, I will break their shit little houses and I might get a chance to become mayor of my city!".

My name is Pete. I am a depressed guy.

by h2008 July 14, 2018

Banana

a penis that is 5 inches or longer

Man, he's got a huge banana!

by h2008 July 8, 2018