h2008's definitions

penis

a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.

Man, look at his huge penis! It's so hairy and I want to fucking lick it so bad!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

dry shoe

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.

Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

by h2008 November 4, 2018

pop

When you become over 2,000lbs, burst and die.

I'm pretty sure some day that 2,000lbs man will pop!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

chocolate nut roll

A chocolate nut roll is a type of sexual act.

Eww... my gf is doing a chocolate nut roll!

by h2008 June 16, 2018

stampylonghead

A kid-friendly Minecraft youtuber who has a lot of subs thanks to his childish-related personality. He did swear in 2012, and he once said "fucking". So not that kid-friendly back in the day?

Bro, what are you watching? Idk who it is?
I am watching stampylonghead m8. Why do u wanna know bro?

by h2008 June 12, 2018

hard nut

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

by h2008 August 28, 2018