penis

a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.

Man, look at his huge penis! It's so hairy and I want to fucking lick it so bad!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

hard nut

a dry penis, when you haven't washed it

Look at his hard nuts!

by h2008 August 28, 2018

stampylonghead

A kid-friendly Minecraft youtuber who has a lot of subs thanks to his childish-related personality. He did swear in 2012, and he once said "fucking". So not that kid-friendly back in the day?

Bro, what are you watching? Idk who it is?
I am watching stampylonghead m8. Why do u wanna know bro?

by h2008 June 12, 2018

lincolnshire

possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it

i fucking hate lincolnshire

by h2008 November 18, 2018

Banana

a penis that is 5 inches or longer

Man, he's got a huge banana!

by h2008 July 08, 2018

ALLAHU AKBAR

You think it means "god is great" in Arabic, right?

You're kind of right, but wrong at the same time.

It actually is a phrase for people when some bomb or some shit like that is near you.

Muslim: الله أكبر (God is great)
bomb has been planted
Terrorist 1: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Terrorist 2: ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
bomb explodes

by h2008 December 01, 2018

damp

When someone says something that is too dumb to be said.

Bro, did you know that you are on your computer
Me: what a damp question m8, and plz get out

by h2008 June 17, 2018