fort

a little secret area in a store or in a house where youtubers chill, spend the night and upload their reactions. it's not a castle like building.

John, are you coming into my secret water bottle fort???

by h2008 August 01, 2018

lil pump

a dumb rapper who looks like a mop, has fake dreads, and has the same IQ as a broken rock

Person 1: Who's this Lil Pump guy?
Person 2: Oh, just a dumb rapper.
Lil Pump: ESKETIT!
Person 2: Can you just shut up! You've been doing that since you first entered this house.

by h2008 February 21, 2019

Banana

a penis that is 5 inches or longer

Man, he's got a huge banana!

by h2008 July 08, 2018

Spicy

When something is too cool to see or when you see a hot woman.

Oh wow, she sure looks spicy.

by h2008 June 15, 2018

damp

When someone says something that is too dumb to be said.

Bro, did you know that you are on your computer
Me: what a damp question m8, and plz get out

by h2008 June 16, 2018

Haribo Penis

A penis made from those Haribo gummies.

How to make one:
Get a weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Get another weird thing from ur tangfastics packet.
Boom, you made a penis! Tell ur mate to make one so you do a blow job!

This Haribo Penis was made from Haribo gummies.

by h2008 November 04, 2018

Pete

Someone who is mostly depressed. He doesn't like being near others, and likes being to himself. He has been bullied lots at school because of his old haircut. He spends most of his time playing on his gaming consoles. His family likes him, but most of his neighborhood don't like him. Here is a message from Pete: "When I am 30, I will fucking kill most of the people living in my neighborhood, I will steal their shit, I will break their shit little houses and I might get a chance to become mayor of my city!".

My name is Pete. I am a depressed guy.

by h2008 July 14, 2018