A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.
Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...
Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...
by Gwen Stefani Grrl January 11, 2004
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
And then the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...
Let's do the time warp again!
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
And then the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...
Let's do the time warp again!
Well, I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think and this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up he took me by surprise, he had a motor bike and the devil's eyes...
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004
by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003
I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004
by Gwen Stefani Grrl September 21, 2003
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004
Not including Crawfordsville, IN's Your Dollar Store With More, which is by far the best dollar store around, dollar store is just that... a place where you can buy things for a dollar. These things normally break after a week or so, especially their crappy toys.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004