smooth jazz

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."

Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."

by Gus February 12, 2005

spit game

What frat boys do while waiting for the rufies to kick in.

I spat some game, ya know, told her I could bench 275 and cried during Titanic.

I spat game to that bitch all night and then she freaked out when I touched her tits.

by Gus February 12, 2005

hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 02, 2004

the Zigler

When you go down on a chick who is on the rag. Consequently you pull out piesces of uterin wall in your mouth then spit it out like orange juice pulp.

Julie was out of heavy flow tampons so I gave her a zigler as a substitute.

by Gus February 09, 2005

froggy style

sexual position where woman is facing man in a catcher like position bouncing up and down

Rachel was riding me froggy style last night, it was nice.

by Gus January 21, 2004

sot

An offensive term for one who drinks habitually, (drunkard).

That sot's passed out at nine for the fourth night in a row.

by gus December 26, 2004

Borange

Borange head! Used as insult; Dick head, ass head, knob head.
Well ill be! If that horse isnt the most Borange horse ive ever seen. It could'nt hold up a hard on to save itself! Borange horse, horse is no good, lame, garbage.

Jesus! Chech out that ugly bitch with the borange ass!
Its not just the ass thats Borange, the face is a damn disgrace!(followed by laughter)

by Gus January 19, 2005