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A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."
Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?
Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.
My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."
Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.
My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."
by Gus February 12, 2005
Get the smooth jazzmug. Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.
Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"
Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"
Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."
Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."
Paul: "lol butts"
Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"
Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."
Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."
by Gus November 10, 2004
Get the lol buttsmug. An expression used to delineate an experience as positive. Originating in the New Jersey region somewhere between 2003 and 2005, the phrase most often immediately follows a short description of an event or a product. While frequently used in conjunction with narrations of sexual events and acts, the phrase is flexible and can apply to nearly any situation.
Milo: How'd your date with Amelia go?
D'Angelo: Awesome, bro. We went to Outback and then saw that one fukin' movie that just came out, you know, the one about the fukin' government and shit.
Milo: Yeah? You get any?
D'Angelo: Oh, no doubt. Went and parked over behind Circuit City, right? And I turn the car off and look at her. And she's like "What are you lookin' at?" and I'm like "You got beautiful eyes, Amelia," and yo, no joking, right there she just unbuckled my pants and blew me; shit was SO cash.
Theo: I heard you and Sue hooked up last night.
Paul: Yeah, you heard right. That girl is a freak in bed.
Theo: Oh? She don't look too crazy.
Paul: No man, she's nuts. I fucked her like three times and she was still horny, kept on telling me to do something more kinky. So I was like "You want kinky?" and she was like "The kinkier the better" so I gave her the Inverse Metroid; shit was SO cash.
C. Michael Curtis: Oh HELL no dogg, I haven't seen you in crazy years! How you doin'?
Thomas Pynchon: Hey yo man, I just typed up a letter of support for Ian McEwan in his on-going struggle to clear himself of accusations of plagiarism.
C. Michael Curtis: McEwan? Wasn't he that nigga that wrote that book about that little bitch ruining that dude's life?
Thomas Pynchon: Hell yeah, playa', it's called "Atonement"; shit was SO cash.
D'Angelo: Awesome, bro. We went to Outback and then saw that one fukin' movie that just came out, you know, the one about the fukin' government and shit.
Milo: Yeah? You get any?
D'Angelo: Oh, no doubt. Went and parked over behind Circuit City, right? And I turn the car off and look at her. And she's like "What are you lookin' at?" and I'm like "You got beautiful eyes, Amelia," and yo, no joking, right there she just unbuckled my pants and blew me; shit was SO cash.
Theo: I heard you and Sue hooked up last night.
Paul: Yeah, you heard right. That girl is a freak in bed.
Theo: Oh? She don't look too crazy.
Paul: No man, she's nuts. I fucked her like three times and she was still horny, kept on telling me to do something more kinky. So I was like "You want kinky?" and she was like "The kinkier the better" so I gave her the Inverse Metroid; shit was SO cash.
C. Michael Curtis: Oh HELL no dogg, I haven't seen you in crazy years! How you doin'?
Thomas Pynchon: Hey yo man, I just typed up a letter of support for Ian McEwan in his on-going struggle to clear himself of accusations of plagiarism.
C. Michael Curtis: McEwan? Wasn't he that nigga that wrote that book about that little bitch ruining that dude's life?
Thomas Pynchon: Hell yeah, playa', it's called "Atonement"; shit was SO cash.
by Gus February 8, 2008
Get the Shit was SO cashmug. by Gus January 21, 2004
Get the froggy stylemug. by Gus June 2, 2004
Get the hasselbeckmug. by gus August 12, 2006
Get the sheldomug. Archaic adverb meaning "from where" or "from what source." Anyone who uses this term seriously is either affected or was born two hundred years ago.
Saying "from whence" is redundant, as "whence," on its own, already means "from where." Anyone who says "from whence" is an arrogant moron.
Saying "from whence" is redundant, as "whence," on its own, already means "from where." Anyone who says "from whence" is an arrogant moron.
A: Whence did you come this fine morning?
B: The cherry orchard is whence I came.
A: Splendid!
B: Indubitably!
B: The cherry orchard is whence I came.
A: Splendid!
B: Indubitably!
by Gus March 12, 2005
Get the whencemug.