gumba gumba's definitions

gumbishness

Plural of Gumbish

Much gumbishness on gaytalk

by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006

oh yeah?

Oh Yeah? is a verbal return to an action or more likely the oral depiction of an action (that may or may not have happened) to which the author of this phrase does not like. This is usually quite a startling way of saying "Over my dead body". Oh yeah? is 'most always followed by physical violence and expletives galore.

Traffic cop: Sir, I'm going to have to tow your car, you parked in the disabled space for two minutes.


Gumba: Oh yeah? Here's a better idea, you goddam little ratbastard!

*sound of nose being broken*

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Disney

Animation company formed in the early 20th century by Walter Elias Disney (or D'Isney, in its origianal form). Produced Steamboat willie in 1928- the first full-length animated feature. Today, owns a mass of theme parks, media and toys. One of the richest companies in the world... probably.

Many of their features are now by-words for narcotics.

GUY: Yo, gimme some snow white...

Seller: Video or DVD?

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

columbine

A field day for the press to rag on about what modern entertainment is doing for our kids. See speculation. In the end, only retards believe their lies. Or maybe just there are too many people like me whining about their lies for even retards not to notice.


Moral is "Do unto others"

If you're a jock, make sure the kids you pick on are too retarded to know how to work a gun.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

willyface

A more comic version of dickhead.

You, you, you... WILLYFACE!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Morissettian Irony

Pretty much Murphy's law, repackaged by "God" herself.

I farted and it stinks... that's a crap example.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Explosive reactive armour

Initially designed to strengthen tanks, a reactive armour, that explodes when hit by either kinetic energy or high explosive antitank (HEAT) projectiles, disrupting the round, and degrading its penetration. Explosive reactive armour is most effective against HEAT rounds.

The new Russian Kontakt-5 ERA is not completely destroyed when hit - it still functions as armour after exploding.

Anti-tank weapons work by piercing the armour and exploding inside, thus killing the crew.

Explosive reactive armour counteracts the force of the explosion by creating another explosion on itself. Against shaped charged missiles, this type of armour really comes into it's own.

The design was patented by Manfred Held in the 1970's.

ERA will save the lives of the crew and allow the tank to fight another day.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004