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The dashboard of a car, where implements of measurement and plastic garfields are found.
I left the money on the dash and someone stole it.
dash by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

publicity whore 

"A whore to publicity"

as a whore (prostitute) craves cock to keep her money coming in, a publicity whore will do pretty much anything degrading to entice the limelight their way.


This word is bisexual, and can be used to describe males.
What need is there of an example, just watch MTV.
publicity whore by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

woman driver 

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.
woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
woman driver by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
To benchpress.


This invloves lying horizontally, with free barbell perpendicular to one's body. The target muscles are the pectorals, although the arms are also givena workout. The closer together one's hands, the more work is done by the triceps. The further apart, the more work is done by the biceps.

Incline benchpresses can also be used, to focus on either the upper chest (upwards incline) or lower chest (lower incline- pretty much un-needed)
The world record for benching is about 728 pounds.
bench by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
A word that occurs at least once in every sentance said by a female.
My

her

Bitch

Shopping

Shoes

Hair

nails

you are lazy

etc.
my by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

intelligent 

Having an IQ above room temperature.
The US goverment will only accept intelligent people.

Bush is the president, hence, he is intelligent.


His IQ is low, hence everyone is smarter than him.


Everyone is therefore smrat er than he.


Teh Klevar!
intelligent by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

four by four 

also 4x4. Four wheeled four wheel drive vehicle. any 4WD vehicle.
Land Rover


The best 4x4xfar
four by four by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004