gumba gumba's definitions

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

autobahn

Speeding ground for porsche/bmw/mercedes test drivers and angry british motorists.

Yo geit offen mein rod ya?

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

beeyatch

A squeakier way of saying bitch, elongated for extra attention to the fact that the subject is not welcome.

Get away from my car beeyatch!

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

seven years bad luck

An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.


Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.

walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit


walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

a b c

Accelerator

Brake

Clutch

The order in which the pedals are placed in many cars.

as easy as 123

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

disease

Whiners, people who scrounge off the welfare state, other socialists and commies, gormless anarchists, woolly liberals, human rights campaigners, people who play the race card, militant atheists, educated aristocrat playboys, union workers, animal rights activists, arable farming religious nuts or anyone else who contributes nothing to the furtherment of the human species.

Not all the idiots are leftists, but most of them are, which explains why they're still poor.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

vans

1) Multiple of van

2) A "skate shoe" worn by teenage fans of heavy music.

"Those vans are decked out with 22" rims and doggie tails"


"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004