British slang for leaders of the EU who make beaurocratic laws that affect people mostly not in favour of the European Union. Obviously, thew name is bourne of 'European Beaurocrat', and it means just that.
by Gumba Gumba March 01, 2004
Term meaning the user has Jewish ancestors. Often overused to refer to some very distant relatives in the hope it will give them favour over others when dealing with prospective clients that are either jewish or in the belief that religious people do jobs better. Also used as an escape from anti-sematic comments.
The paternal grandfather of my maternal grandmother was Jewish. Therefore I am of jewish descent.
Hitler's grandfather was jewish (he used to beat his father, and from there was installed the seed of hatred for judaism) and hence Adolf was of a stronger jewish descent than I.
--or--
GUY 1: Those damn Jews still haven't given me my money, I suppose it is typical of them
GUY 2: That's a rather racist comment. You jew-hating nazi!
GUY 1: I don't got beef with the Jews, I'm of jwish descent myself; my great great gandfather was Jewish.
Hitler's grandfather was jewish (he used to beat his father, and from there was installed the seed of hatred for judaism) and hence Adolf was of a stronger jewish descent than I.
--or--
GUY 1: Those damn Jews still haven't given me my money, I suppose it is typical of them
GUY 2: That's a rather racist comment. You jew-hating nazi!
GUY 1: I don't got beef with the Jews, I'm of jwish descent myself; my great great gandfather was Jewish.
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
What the national anthems of most countries or former countries (ie. wales) claim thier land to be. Openly communist or fascist countries tend not to use this title though.
Welcome to Prussia, land of the free!
Welcome to Britain, land of the free!
Welcome to the ukraine, land of the free!
welcome to the usa, land of the free!
welcome to argentina, land of the free!
Welcome to Britain, land of the free!
Welcome to the ukraine, land of the free!
welcome to the usa, land of the free!
welcome to argentina, land of the free!
by Gumba Gumba June 02, 2004
In Vitro Fertilisation.
In vitro is latin for 'in glass'.
This is a medical process whereby couples having trouble concieving will go recieve help, and concieve without actual intercourse. The male jizzes into a bunch of plastic cups, before the healthy and fast-moving sperm are collected together and crammed in a test tube with ovary produce of the female. After a week or so the female is told to lie on her back before a phallic-shaped tube is rammed deep inside her hole and she recieves some jizz with healthy sperm. This greatly increases chances of fertilisation, but still only 30% of couples concieve. The first "test tube baby" was born Louise Brown in 1978 in the United Kingdom.
The word is sometimes used as an insult
In vitro is latin for 'in glass'.
This is a medical process whereby couples having trouble concieving will go recieve help, and concieve without actual intercourse. The male jizzes into a bunch of plastic cups, before the healthy and fast-moving sperm are collected together and crammed in a test tube with ovary produce of the female. After a week or so the female is told to lie on her back before a phallic-shaped tube is rammed deep inside her hole and she recieves some jizz with healthy sperm. This greatly increases chances of fertilisation, but still only 30% of couples concieve. The first "test tube baby" was born Louise Brown in 1978 in the United Kingdom.
The word is sometimes used as an insult
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
A squeakier way of saying bitch, elongated for extra attention to the fact that the subject is not welcome.
by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004
An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.
Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit
walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
An adaption of anal rape where process' such as dry fisting may be incorporated to produce blood, giving a river of blood and cum around the anus of the victim.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004