gumba gumba's definitions

cold day in hell

(n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly.

It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls.

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

astalavista

1) astalavista.com, a website filled with useful viruses, IM programmes, hacktools and links to thousands of warez sites.

2) to use a tool from 1) to do physical damage to someone's computer software or website.

I'm gonna astalavista your aim and find your IP, motherfucker.

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

the crying game

(n.) Sick ass movie about an IRA man feeling guilty for a British soldier he allowed to die and comforting his girlfriend. However, when Fergus and Dill are getting it on...watch the movie.

Mayor Quimby: The chick in the crying game is really a man


Crowd: boo!


Mayor Quimby: I mean...man, was that a good movie

Crowd: yay!

by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004

ALL CAPS

(adj.) Written entirely in capital letters

(n.) one who write entire sentences or texts in capitals to attract attention to rather inane points of view.

We found an error in your definition.

Example is written in all caps

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

fogie

An elderly person, usually someone who constantly finds fault with everything and reminiscs to times of WWII. Spends many hours a day waiting for buses because their children refuse to listen to them while driving. Usually working class and annoying to most. Most people will just attempt to ignore them rather than tell them to be quiet.

"Oh no we never 'ad none of that during the war. Ladies always covered themselves up, especially during the courtin' period. Oh the youth of today. We had respect for our elders back then. None of this attacks on the elderly, and we blah blah blah"


"Shut the fuck up before I break your face and steal your pension. I hate old fogies."

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

CSI

1) Crime scene investigation- a television show about crime solving.

2) The origianal M-powered BMW

"Let's watch CSI"

"BMW M6.35 CSi is an old but nice car."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Commando

(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either "out in the open" or "ready for action". Maybe others.


(n.) A non-stop arnie movie with him jumping from an aeroplance, overturning a porsche, and killing entire armies without a scratch. Far from his best (terminator series, predator and jingle all the way), but better than that cold heat one.

I'm going commando-be afraid- I may bugger you


Ahm gooweeng co-MANDU, be Afreed, I may kill your ahmies.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004