Definitions by gulliblezine
Fun Crusher Two-Flusher
A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
Fun Crusher Two-Flusher by GullibleZine September 3, 2006
Hood Vision
When you can't fathom the idea of a world existing outside of your neighborhood. A small town mentality in the middle of a city.
Motherfucker's got a case of hood vision and can't imagine coming *all the way* to Jackson Ward from Oregon Hill.
People in Williamsburg have hood vision. They think the L is the only train line in Brooklyn.
People in Williamsburg have hood vision. They think the L is the only train line in Brooklyn.
Hood Vision by GullibleZine August 31, 2006
Fuck Taylors
Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...
Fuck Taylors by GullibleZine August 27, 2006
Spock Rocker
Oft-associated with the emo and screamo scenes.
A punk/indie musician or fan whose fashion sense makes them look like Star Trek Vulcan, Dr. Spock. Spock Rockers often have pasty skin, and favor undersized shirts, highwater pants, clunky, dark shoes, and a helmet of dyed black hair.
Some Spock-Rockers prefer shotgun blast hairstyles, gelling their hair into forms of bedhead that look like the exit wounds of, well, a shotgun blast.
The Spock Rock look reached its peak of popularity in the late '90s with teens and young adults who were fans of bands like The Locust, websites like MakeoutClub.com, and gatherings such as hardcore festivals.
A punk/indie musician or fan whose fashion sense makes them look like Star Trek Vulcan, Dr. Spock. Spock Rockers often have pasty skin, and favor undersized shirts, highwater pants, clunky, dark shoes, and a helmet of dyed black hair.
Some Spock-Rockers prefer shotgun blast hairstyles, gelling their hair into forms of bedhead that look like the exit wounds of, well, a shotgun blast.
The Spock Rock look reached its peak of popularity in the late '90s with teens and young adults who were fans of bands like The Locust, websites like MakeoutClub.com, and gatherings such as hardcore festivals.
There were all these Spock Rockers at the show at the Che in San Diego.
Pokez has a virtual Spock Rock wall of fame near the register.
Is Greg on Vivalavinyl again? He's such a Spock Rocker!
Pokez has a virtual Spock Rock wall of fame near the register.
Is Greg on Vivalavinyl again? He's such a Spock Rocker!
Spock Rocker by GullibleZine August 14, 2006
Herb
Someone who tries too hard to be cool. An overzealous poseur. When you think you're on some next shit, but you're really on some bullshit
Man, I saw that herb on Bedford Ave., wearing a mesh hat and a Great White shirt, and carrying a can of Sparks.
Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.
Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.
Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.
Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.
Herb by GullibleZine August 14, 2006
air rat
air rat by GullibleZine August 9, 2006
pompadork
Pompadour + Dork = Pompadork. A nerdy guy who dresses rockabilly. Take your average dumpy computer programmer, give him a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers, or other thick-framed black plastic glasses, a bowling shirt, a girlfriend who dresses like Betty Page (but doesn't look like her), sideburns, and of course a gelled-up pompadour hairstyle. Now insert him in a tiki lounge (after 5pm).
"I wanted to get my girl another mai-tai, but I couldn't even get to the bar because of all of the pompadorks."
"The pompadorks were lined up around the block for the Cramps show at Irving Plaza."
"Ed just bought some leopard-print creepers. He's such a pompadork!"
"The pompadorks were lined up around the block for the Cramps show at Irving Plaza."
"Ed just bought some leopard-print creepers. He's such a pompadork!"
pompadork by GullibleZine August 5, 2006