gulliblezine's definitions

muffet

The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."

The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.

by gulliblezine February 25, 2008

e-lebrity

An internet celebrity. Someone who is famous for what they do online (blog, for instance).

My blog got 95 views today. I'm a total e-lebrity! LOLZ.

by GullibleZine May 16, 2007

blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 5, 2009

Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.

This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.

by GullibleZine March 29, 2009

Daisy Dudes

Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.

H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!

by GullibleZine August 18, 2007

williamsbeard

A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.

"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."

"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."

"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."

by GullibleZine June 28, 2008

Swobe

Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.

I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!

by GullibleZine August 27, 2007