blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
by gulliblezine February 05, 2009
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Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).
"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."
by GullibleZine September 03, 2006
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omen fart

a fart that makes you realize that you have to take a dump.
i had to rush into starbucks and rock the bathroom after i had an omen fart on the sidewalk in front.
by gulliblezine February 05, 2009
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e-lebrity

An internet celebrity. Someone who is famous for what they do online (blog, for instance).
My blog got 95 views today. I'm a total e-lebrity! LOLZ.
by GullibleZine May 16, 2007
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Spock Rocker

Oft-associated with the emo and screamo scenes.

A punk/indie musician or fan whose fashion sense makes them look like Star Trek Vulcan, Dr. Spock. Spock Rockers often have pasty skin, and favor undersized shirts, highwater pants, clunky, dark shoes, and a helmet of dyed black hair.

Some Spock-Rockers prefer shotgun blast hairstyles, gelling their hair into forms of bedhead that look like the exit wounds of, well, a shotgun blast.

The Spock Rock look reached its peak of popularity in the late '90s with teens and young adults who were fans of bands like The Locust, websites like MakeoutClub.com, and gatherings such as hardcore festivals.
There were all these Spock Rockers at the show at the Che in San Diego.

Pokez has a virtual Spock Rock wall of fame near the register.

Is Greg on Vivalavinyl again? He's such a Spock Rocker!
by GullibleZine August 14, 2006
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muffet

The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."
The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.
by gulliblezine February 25, 2008
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sherm perm

Nasty, straightened hair on a black dude. A Jheri Curl can count too. Called a Sherm Perm because it's popular in California, where people smoke sherm. This term was popularized by "rapper" Soulja Boy while he was dissing grown-ass man Ice-T.
"'Friday' would have been even funnier if Ice Cube was still rockin' the sherm perm."
by GullibleZine June 22, 2008
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