A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
by GullibleZine October 16, 2006
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Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
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Get the Cincinnati Splitter mug.A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.
"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."
"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."
"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."
"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
by GullibleZine June 28, 2008
Get the williamsbeard mug."What did you grab for lunch, Mikey P.?"
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."
by GullibleZine August 27, 2007
Get the Yooj mug.Someone who tries too hard to be cool. An overzealous poseur. When you think you're on some next shit, but you're really on some bullshit
Man, I saw that herb on Bedford Ave., wearing a mesh hat and a Great White shirt, and carrying a can of Sparks.
Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.
Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.
Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.
Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.
by GullibleZine August 14, 2006
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I hit the hood hang on the way home from the train and got a quarter chicken and some shrimp fried rice.
by GullibleZine April 28, 2007
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It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.
by GullibleZine September 08, 2007
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