A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."
"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
by GullibleZine October 13, 2006
by GullibleZine May 03, 2007
by GullibleZine February 18, 2007
Someone who tries too hard to be cool. An overzealous poseur. When you think you're on some next shit, but you're really on some bullshit
Man, I saw that herb on Bedford Ave., wearing a mesh hat and a Great White shirt, and carrying a can of Sparks.
Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.
Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.
Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.
Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.
by GullibleZine August 13, 2006