When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.
Acronym for "Post-Hibbs Dump."
Hibbs is the dining hall at VCU (Virginia Commonwealth University), a state school in Richmond, VA. As you can guess, the food there is pretty foul, and shortly after eating there, you often have to take a nasty shit.
"Hey Jonny Z., how did that weird veggie lasagne treat you?"
"Let me put it this way dude - As soon as we get back to Johnson Hall, I'm gonna get my PHD."
Pompadour + Dork = Pompadork. A nerdy guy who dresses rockabilly. Take your average dumpy computer programmer, give him a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers, or other thick-framed black plastic glasses, a bowling shirt, a girlfriend who dresses like Betty Page (but doesn't look like her), sideburns, and of course a gelled-up pompadour hairstyle. Now insert him in a tiki lounge (after 5pm).
"I wanted to get my girl another mai-tai, but I couldn't even get to the bar because of all of the pompadorks."
"The pompadorks were lined up around the block for the Cramps show at Irving Plaza."
"Ed just bought some leopard-print creepers. He's such a pompadork!"