gulliblezine's definitions

williamsbeard

A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.

"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."

"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."

"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."

by GullibleZine June 28, 2008

Cincinnati Splitter

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.

I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.

by GullibleZine February 22, 2009

Truche

A combination of "true," and "touche." A way of saying "I'm wrong, you're right."
Pronounced "True-shay."

"Fuck man, the toaster's broken!"
"It's not plugged in."
"Truche."

by GullibleZine November 6, 2006

blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 5, 2009

muffet

The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."

The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.

by gulliblezine February 25, 2008

Yooj

Short for "usual." Pronounced like the first syllable of "usual."

"What did you grab for lunch, Mikey P.?"
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."

by GullibleZine August 27, 2007

Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006