muffet

The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."

The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.

by gulliblezine February 24, 2008

Sexistential Angst

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.

"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."

by GullibleZine March 06, 2007

blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 05, 2009

omen fart

a fart that makes you realize that you have to take a dump.

i had to rush into starbucks and rock the bathroom after i had an omen fart on the sidewalk in front.

by gulliblezine February 05, 2009

Swobe

Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.

I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!

by GullibleZine August 21, 2007

ghetto matching

When you wear a whole bunch of the same color, all at once. Sometimes a gang thing.

Shoot! Yellow sneakers, yellow polo, and a yellow du-rag. You are ghetto matching!

by GullibleZine January 08, 2007

Yooj

Short for "usual." Pronounced like the first syllable of "usual."

"What did you grab for lunch, Mikey P.?"
"Oh, the yooj - a few things from the Whole Foods salad bar."

by GullibleZine August 22, 2007