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cumpuppy

A young boy usually 9 to 14 who's body has just reached the stage of functional reproduction. The ability to reproduce is unknown to that person or anyone else. Accidental pregnancies came occur at this age very easily because of lack of knowledge of potency.
Did you hear about Cody's little brother? I guess the little cumpuppy got a girl pregnant.
by Guido1 March 4, 2008
mugGet the cumpuppymug.

assfixia

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.
by Guido1 September 26, 2011
mugGet the assfixiamug.

skate shoes

Skate shoes represent the latest evolution in footwear for youth. The first shoes to become a fad were Converse All-Stars or Chucks. Originally boys basketball shoes, they became street wear in the 50's. They re-emerged in the 60's and in each youth generation since. They became the first skateboard shoe, then Vans (old school) emerged in the late 60's. Nike became popular youth shoes in the 80's and dominated the youth culture until the advent of serious extreme sport skateboarding (new school). As skateboarding became mainstream and see as an extreme sport skate shoes have dominated youth footwear. Such names as DC, ES, DVS, Etnies, Osiris, Adio, Ipath, have competed heavily in style, grip, color scheme, and functionality. The youth cult embraces extreme sports and their leaders, as Shaun White, Tony Hawk, Ryan Sheckler, and others.
Dude, those are the coolest skate shoes I have ever seen, can I have 'em.
by Guido1 March 4, 2008
mugGet the skate shoesmug.

ad rage

A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.
I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.
by Guido1 May 15, 2009
mugGet the ad ragemug.

dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
mugGet the dexter the textermug.

shoefag

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.
First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
mugGet the shoefagmug.

adult tweens

Young people between the ages of 18 and 21 that have adult liability, but not adult status. Example: can be drafted, can be incarcerated, can enter into contract, no longer subject to parental control; but, cannot admit ones self to a hospital with co-consent of someone 21 or older, cannot consume alcohol at all or be in an area designated over 21 only.
It sucks, we can die serving our country, but under the law we are still adult tweens.
by Guido1 November 29, 2011
mugGet the adult tweensmug.

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