grimly fiendish's definitions

COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.

"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"

by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

dyslexic redneck mindfuck

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.

Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

Praig'net

Trailer trash translation meaning "with child." The mother-to-be is almost always under 18, and there's a 50/50 chance the baby's father is a blood relative.

"Darlene's been messing around with her daddy again and done went and got herself praig'net."

by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016

Frisco pop

A chocolate covered frozen banana.

"Yaas queen! Frisco pops are the new San Francisco treat!"

by grimly fiendish July 19, 2025

Burzum scale

Unit of measurement used in determining the flammability of a church.

Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."

by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020