Frisco pop

A chocolate covered frozen banana.

"Yaas queen! Frisco pops are the new San Francisco treat!"

by grimly fiendish July 19, 2025

COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.

"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"

by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

Chur-key

Native American tribe that half of the crackers in the southern United States claim to be descended from.

"My daddy was a full blooded Chur-key injun"

by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025

Boomer shirt

A short sleeve, buttoned shirt with a collar. Available in solid colors or pastel plaid. Pocket protectors sold separately.

"Our teacher, Mr Fagstik buys his boomer shirts at the Walmart."

by grimly fiendish June 4, 2025

Fellowship

Deceptive advertising used by Christian youth pastors to lure unsuspecting teens into their brainwashing seminars, even though the bible speaks directly against such treachery; "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ" (2nd Corinthians 11:13)

Slippery looking character handing out flyers: "Hey gang swing on by the church tonight for some food, fun, and fellowship! It's gonna be a swell time!"

by grimly fiendish April 1, 2020

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015