grimly fiendish's definitions

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

Dark Vader

What a redneck calls Darth Vader due to his/her limited vocabulary.

On "Valantimes" day, Bobby Earl come over and fixed my "chimley". Then we snorted sum "oxycottons" and watched that movie with "Dark Vader". I think it's called "Star Track"

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

kidology

Solving problems and overcoming obstacles by thinking like a kid.

Dude, how did you ever figure that out? Simple, I used kidology.

by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015

burbalang

Taking a dump in someone else's toilet and intentionally not flushing.

Honey, have you met the new neighbors yet? Yep, they invited me over and I left them a burbalang!

by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016

Fellowship

Deceptive advertising used by Christian youth pastors to lure unsuspecting teens into their brainwashing seminars, even though the bible speaks directly against such treachery; "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ" (2nd Corinthians 11:13)

Slippery looking character handing out flyers: "Hey gang swing on by the church tonight for some food, fun, and fellowship! It's gonna be a swell time!"

by grimly fiendish April 1, 2020