corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

Praig'net

Trailer trash translation meaning "with child." The mother-to-be is almost always under 18, and there's a 50/50 chance the baby's father is a blood relative.

"Darlene's been messing around with her daddy again and done went and got herself praig'net."

by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025

kidology

Solving problems and overcoming obstacles by thinking like a kid.

Dude, how did you ever figure that out? Simple, I used kidology.

by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015

COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.

"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"

by grimly fiendish July 08, 2025

Frisco pop

A chocolate covered frozen banana.

"Yaas queen! Frisco pops are the new San Francisco treat!"

by grimly fiendish July 19, 2025

burbalang

Taking a dump in someone else's toilet and intentionally not flushing.

Honey, have you met the new neighbors yet? Yep, they invited me over and I left them a burbalang!

by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015

City boots

Hi top sneakers

"Cowboy boots are useless on icy sidewalks, you need a pair of City boots"

by grimly fiendish January 30, 2022