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Also known as a sexamile.
69 miles.
I drive a fuckamile to fucking work.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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A treatment that involves injecting medicine onto one’s vagina to prevent conditions like STDs, UTIs, vaginitis, and even herpes.
It also helps improve proper sexual activity so that it can happen without any such symptoms or diseases.
It is an extremely painful treatment (as it involves injecting a needle into the sensitive vagina) but it’s highly effective.
Doctor: I’m giving you a vagccine.
Patient: What for?
Doctor: To prevent you from getting STD’s, UTIs, and other stuff in your vagina.
Patient: OH MY GOD!
by gregben June 7, 2021
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3 decades.
30 years.
XXX years.
The time after birth where you’ll achieve your sexual goals including sexual intercourse and pregnancy.
Me: I just gave birth to my baby at age 30.
You: Lucky timing.
Me: Yeah, it’s been a pornade since I was born.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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A place where whores get surgery or other treatments.
You: Your slutty little friend was taken to the whorespital.
Me: Why?
You: She got in an accident.
Me: Oh no.
by gregben January 25, 2022
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Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.
Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.
by gregben May 28, 2023
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A Pussian shitellite launched by the Soviet Poonion into orbit around our doomed planet Earth.
Russia just launched Buttnik into orbit.
by gregben February 28, 2022
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A place where gay people party together, dance, and get sexually excited.
You: Wanna go party?
Me: Yeah, let's go to the dickscotheque and dance
by gregben August 21, 2022
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