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Slingshit

When you take a shit so hard it gets shot into the toilet, messing up the toilet walls and creating a big splash.

Also the act of tossing your shit into the air ultimately it lands on someone’s face or something.

You: I just shat so hard I made a slingshit.
Me: I wanted to do a slingshit on my friend’s face.

by gregben March 14, 2022

Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.

Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.

by gregben August 22, 2022

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Triëteris

A triëteris is the Greek name for the period within 3 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs around 3 days earlier.

It corresponds to 37 synodic months,

39.9914087638034 sidereal months, 40.152246109637005 draconic months, 39.653405866893394 anomalistic months, and 1,092.6317546296311 days.

It intercalates 3 lunar years (which’s 38.910559878295196 sidereal months,

39.067050268836 draconic months, 38.5816921948152 anomalistic months,

and 1,063.101166666668 days).

Though if you intercalate a triëteris, you get a long triëteris, which’s 38 synodic months, 41.072257649311595 sidereal months,

41.237441950438004 draconic months, 40.7251195389716 anomalistic months, and 1,122.162342592594 days, and is nearly 3 synodic periods of Saturn, making it useful for calculations new/full moons in opposition/conjunction with Saturn.

The triëteris is also useful for Greek festivities on a regular basis.

Ben: Did you see that blue moon at the end of August 2023.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Ben: It was besides Saturn.
Gregory: And?
Ben: It was in Bebe Rexha’s 34th birthday.
Gregory: Yeah?
Ben: And in a long triëteris, a full moon will meet up with Saturn toward my sister’s 29th birthday on September 2026.
Gregory: That’s cool.
Ben: And it’s Jenna Ortega’s 24th birthday that year.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Though it would’ve been Olivia Newton-John’s 78th birthday.
Gregory: She will be missed.
Ben: Yeah, and August’s full moon in 2026 will mark what would’ve been Paul Reubens’ 74th birthday.
Gregory: Didn’t he play Pee Wee Herman.
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: Sad.
Ben: May they rest in peace.
Gregory: R.I.P.
Ben: But at least Shania Twain is still alive and turns 61 in 2026.
Gregory: Congrats for her.
Ben: She makes me feel like a man.

by gregben October 2, 2023

Vajuly

The luckiest month of the year, where people have sex all at once and become independent on Independence Day to give birth to children.

Person 1: June is over.
Person 2: I'm so excited it's vajuly.

by gregben July 3, 2021

Vagitaly

The sexiest place in Europe.
People masturbate there regularly every day.

Vagitaly is the hottest place on Earth.

by gregben September 15, 2023