Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.
Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.

It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.
It also contains C (carbon).
Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.

Student: Cool.

Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.

Student: Wow.
by gregben September 17, 2023
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Hexainch

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).
Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Boobagon

Also known as an octachiliaoctagon.
A polygon with 8008 sides.

It’s deceptively circular appearance doesn’t distract you from how vulgar yet funny it is.
A boobagon may be the weirdest way to multiply an octagon by 1000 and add an extra octagon as the cherry on top.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Boner M.

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
by gregben March 24, 2022
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Pussia

What Russia should REALLY be named.
They think they’re strong and brave, but they’re pussies.
You: Russia’s full of pussies, it’s Pussia.
Me: I should’ve known.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Sex O’Cock

The time where you have sex.
It’s sex o’cock now.
by gregben March 15, 2022
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