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Shitellite

A piece of shit sent into orbit.
Often mistaken for space junk.
NASA: The ISS got hit by a piece of space junk.
Me: No, that’s just a shitellite.
by gregben September 18, 2023
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Sexadollar

Me: How much are these tickets worth?
You: A sexadollar.
Me: What does that mean?
You: It's 69 dollars.
by gregben September 17, 2023
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Diëteris

A diëteris or biëteris is the Greek name for the period over 2 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs around 8 years later.

It corresponds to 25 synodic months,

2.0213017935214 sidereal months, 27.129896020025 draconic months, 26.792841801954996 anomalistic months, and 738.264699074075 days.

It’s the result of intercalating 2 lunar years (which’s 24 synodic months, 1.9404497217805439 sidereal months, 26.044700179224 draconic months,

25.721128129876796, and 708.734111111112 days).

It approximates 2 synodic periods of Uranus, meaning 2 new/full moons in opposite/conjunction with Uranus occur a diëteris apart.

Though adding an extra synodic month forms a long diëteris, which is 28.1020710232132 sidereal months, 28.215091860826 draconic months, 27.864555474033196 anomalistic months, and 767.7952870370381 days, and is sometimes useful for calculating oppositions with Mars.
Ben: The Moon is with Uranus in just about every diëteris.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because a diëteris compares to 2 synodic periods of Uranus.
Gregory: Interesting.
Ben: Yet the last full moon of 2022 went in front of Mars and that will happen again before my 30th birthday in 2025.
Gregory: That's cool.
by gregben October 3, 2023
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Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.
Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.
by gregben May 27, 2023
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Wanks

Wanks so much
by gregben March 13, 2022
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Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).
You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.
by gregben March 12, 2022
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EDM

EDM is erectronic dance music and has the power to sexually excite people to dance, in which the sounds stimulate sexual arousal which leads to erections and sexual gratitude.
It can also promote babies unless it’s ear rape which the the bass and other sounds from EDM are notorious for.
You: Do you wanna go out and have fun?
Me: Yes, I wanna dance to some EDM at the club!
by gregben June 5, 2021
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