Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.

Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!

by Goose September 30, 2004

wo ai ni

Mandarine Chinese for that undefined- I "love" you

Ni Bu Ai Wo?
You Don't Love me? *TEAR*

by Goose February 10, 2005

Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party

Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose

by Goose December 22, 2003

liver

An evil piece of the body that must be punished with copious amounts of alcohol.

"The liver is evil and must be punished!"

by goose May 05, 2003

brand nizzle

Brand New, an amazing band.

BRAND NIZZLE : brand new york

by Goose December 19, 2003

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 20, 2004

sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.

Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…

by Goose May 25, 2003