scatti

The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.

Ok, madam, scatti your legs so I can take a pap smear.

by Googles January 08, 2004

pipe

A relatively inexpensive and easily concealed marijuana-smoking device. Typically, Choof is placed in a cone on the end of a metallic cylinder, then lit and inhaled.

Pipes tend not to be the preferred method of ingestion for most cannabis smokers - joints and bongs are easier to smoke, and most pipes (using only air-cooling) cause the user to cough when burning material is inhaled. One exception is the Bud Bomb - a well-concealed air-cooled pipe with several filters.

Often called a 'peace pipe' due to the sense of tranquility induced by its use.

The boys were smoking a pipe in the park.

by Googles November 01, 2004

pishalilli

Small in size.

That guy has a pishalilli willy!

by Googles January 03, 2004

wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.

I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.

by Googles June 11, 2006

moose

The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.

So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.

I heard you do Moose last night - have you been looking at ogrish again?

by Googles January 07, 2005

normies

People without mental illness. Derivation of "Normal".

I used to be one of the normies, but now I have "The D" (depression).

by Googles November 04, 2004

Blotch

Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.

Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".

by Googles September 18, 2004