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A pallid, white complexion gained from too many hours spent in front of a computer screen and little exposure to natural sunlight, similar to a programmer's tan.
Check out the CRT tan on that guy.
by goo January 05, 2005

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an overly obese girl who is sexually active with multiple desperate partners
Guy A: Hey dude, I hear you hooked up with Marla.

Guy B: NO WAY DUDE! I wouldn't touch that fat whore with a ten foot pole.
by GOO April 19, 2005

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1) Software developed by Google which enables you to search the entire globe through satellite images.

2) My new crack.
I could see my car in the driveway with Google Earth.
by goo July 31, 2005

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A queef that is as loud as thunder. Can also be used to describe someone who queefs like thunder. Usually a very sexually active girl with a loose vagina.
Ex 1: I heard Greg's girl lets crazy thunder queefs out after sex.

Ex 2: Sterla you are one slutty thunder queef!!!
by GOO May 29, 2005

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An fustian expression used to describe anything and everything. Can be substitued for an entire vocabulary.
That chicks got a jank ass.
That janks got a jakity jank.
That shit is JANK.
Yo Bitch! Hand over the jank before I jank your ass.
by Goo December 02, 2003

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Anyone with a weapon who isn't American.
"we gunnar kill us sum towel-head terrorists. Hur hur." -George Bush.
by Goo April 30, 2003

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Prepubescent Voice.
Trevor McCrae is a squeak.
by Goo June 11, 2003

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