dorkoration

n. Incredibly poor speech or speaking style. Not to be confused with doorkoration which is an awful ornament stuck on a door, usually at Christmas.

Did you catch the debate last night?

I cannot be bothered to listen to that dorkoration.

by gnostic3 November 04, 2016

eggsy

adj. Feminine. Australian term usually used affectionately.

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G’day Sheila:; my eggsy jumper! How’d you like to hitch the boomers to the sleigh and sling on over to Perth for a weeker?

Too right I would! Let me throw some makers in a rucksack first in case it clouds up a bit and we have to dine like dingos.

by gnostic3 October 29, 2019

Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

goose soup

n. Excellent! Awesome! Aussie skater term.

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Nice fakey backstretch Sheila! Totally goose soup!

by gnostic3 June 22, 2020

prime numbber

n. Local anaesthetic that is very effective.

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I got the sensitive teeth doc, so you best use the prime numbber when I is in your needlessly complex chair.

by gnostic3 February 06, 2019

doggequin

n. An object similar to a mannequin, only dog shaped.

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Did you see the new dog Bob bought? Ugly.

You sure it isn't a doggequin? They can be pretty ugly.

Do I look stupid? It was licking itself!

Still...

by gnostic3 August 03, 2016

hamlin

v. Overcoming any tremendous medical difficulty.

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If I hamlin I can survive this ruptured aneurysm.

by gnostic3 January 06, 2023