monogamish

adj. Aiming for a stable relationship but open to something slutty.

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I am like, so tired of tramps. Are you monogomous?

Well... I’m monogamish.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

cupper

n. Person who, on birthdays etc, gives coffee cups inscribed with witticisms to pretty girls he admires and wishes to date. Less intense than flowers or jewelry, the gifts can be laughed off if his feelings are not reciprocated.

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Valentine's Day is coming. Going to finally tell Sophie that you love her?

Nah, but I found her this great mug with an erotic limerick! In Latin!

You are such a cupper. You know you are going to die alone, right?

Nos amici mei videbundt!

by gnostic3 June 10, 2017

raceish

adj. Referring to race, and arguably racist, but with a nuance that allows for some wiggle room if you have a good law team and a semanticist on your payroll.

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What did you think of that racist tweet? Impeachment time?

No no. That was more raceish than racist. White guys always talk like that.

Racist!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

doofi

n. Plural of doofus.

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The doofi at Air Canada lost my booking so I missed the World Cup of Rugby.

Sounds like a win dude.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

tomchrist

n. A beacon of hope for humanity on a dark planet. Tom Hanks. A Saint.

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Have you heard? Tomchrist is healing the sick with His serum.

We are truly blessed.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

eclipse

n. Any boring, over-hyped event especially those that allow scientists in an obscure specialty to appear on TV once every 40 years to endlessly explain what's going on.

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Hey, you going to watch the House vote to impeach the President?

Nah. It's just another eclipse.

by gnostic3 August 21, 2017

senior kittyzen

n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.

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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.

by gnostic3 January 11, 2023