Definitions by gnostic3

drifter 

n. Continent that wanders on the tectonic lava beneath earth’s surface.

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Drifters have been responsible for most of the world’s upheavals.

I hear that. Someone should do something.

drifter by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

hurrycane

n. Walking stick, usually lightweight silicon with ergonomic design, used by fitness enthusiasts when hiking mountain trails, racing through crowded streets etc.

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Why the eye patch? Trying to look like a pirate?

No! Wait, is that a thing? Actually I was impaled by a doofus with a hurrycane.

hurrycane by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

japaknees 

n. Inflammatory joint condition caused by far too much hiking in the Japanese mountains or walking between shrines.

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I'd love to come to the rugby match Yestin but I'm having trouble with my japaknees.

japaknees by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

shintoe

n. Painful digital condition caused by kicking a soccer opponents shinguard instead of his unprotected calf muscle.

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Get up number six or it's a yellow card.

Half a minute ref. I got a shintoe. I may even need a stretcher.

shintoe by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

loose maul

n. Rugby term for a savage pile of crushing behemoths that isn't quite as organized as a scrumor as jumbled as aruck.

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Penalty to red:; offside:; a loose maul had formed ... I think.

loose maul by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

vagabondage 

n. Kinky hoboerotic sex play involving ropes, chains and a ragged street person.

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More gangrene? You still into all that vagabondage Antonio? If you are you need to know that “tighter” is not a good safe word.

vagabondage by gnostic3 September 11, 2019

johnson 

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.

johnson by gnostic3 September 10, 2019