wholeache

n. Condition following a night of wild drinking and debauchery in which not just the head, but the entire body hurts. Not to be confused with a “holeache” which too can follow a similar night of revelry.

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Leave the room if you plan to breathe, blink or produce other deafening bodily noises. I have a wholeache and a pistol.

With an attached silencer?

by gnostic3 January 01, 2018

relationchip

n. Intimate connection with a bowl of comfort food in lieu of close personal contact. Generally asexual.

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Relationchip status: Extra-spicy tacos.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

in silico

adj. Existing in a computer or other chip-based electronic device. Parallel term to “in situ” and “in vivo”. Often used metaphorically.

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Do you ever feel you are living your whole life in silico?

Yes. But I am a RPU68 robotic pleasure unit, you bad girl.

by gnostic3 November 07, 2022

whipple

v. Dismantle and reassemble in a more efficient manner.

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Did you whipple my dish washer. It keeps spitting plates into the cupboard and yesterday a knife nearly took my eye out.

No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.

Again: you are only five.

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

liverty

n. Freedom to destroy one’s liver with copious amounts of alcohol.

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Give me liverty or give me death. Or both!!

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

trumpster fire

n. Massive destructive melt-down.

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If they try to oust Putin it will trigger a trumpster fire.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2020

herdle

n. Aussie game in which blindfolded sheep drovers try to guess the breed of sheep they are shagging.

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Bruce is becoming a proper herdle expert. Scored a two yesterday, and that was with a bloody wombat.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022