consentage

n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.

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I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full Chicago Melvin.

Here's my Registry Card.

That will do fine Miss Lohan.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

wallaby’s uncle

n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2019

ronaldo

v. To prance about in a pretentious, shirtless manner after any minor victory, athletic or otherwise.

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So you won the beauty contest. That is no reason to ronaldo Melania.

by gnostic3 June 02, 2017

quilled

v. To have one’s skin punctured repeatedly by a cumbersome but well defended porcupine or, by extension, to be skewered by an opponent in sports or business.

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Texas tech totally quilled those Zags tonight. The Bulldogs won’t sit straight for weeks.

by gnostic3 March 31, 2019

semantic spelunking

v. Exploring the depths of the meaning of a word or phrase in order to tenuously defend a friend or client. A form of legalese.

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When the rumours of sexual assault began circulating the press agent put on both his game face and his lighted helmet before engaging in some pretty tricky semantic spelunking.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2019

kleptopigia

n. An irresistible pathological desire to steal pigs or delicious parts of pigs, such as bacon. Usually considered untreatable.

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Why is there ham hidden in every nook in your house? You still got that kleptopigia?

Get off my case! It’s in my nature!

by gnostic3 October 20, 2022

mccall

v. Scottish term for contacting a friend. Often with a sexual implication.

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Hoot mon! I would na mind if ye would McCall me some time lassie.

In yer dreams Angus.

by gnostic3 March 11, 2021