Definitions by gnostic3

nappy 

n. Short refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinky. Also, in Britain, a diaper.

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Old Joe looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too.

nappy by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

thunburger 

n. Tasty lunch item made from healthy renewable nematodes in a carbon-minus kitchen. Also a Swedish sexual activity involving reindeer herders that is often mistaken for a Lappdanse.

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God morgan Greta! Join me later for a thunburger in my solar car? Then we can walk to the breezy shore at sunset, calculate how much freely-available wind, solar and tidal energy was under-utilized by the planet, again, then spit in frustration at the stupidity of humans.

You hade me vide thunburger!

thunburger by gnostic3 January 7, 2022

goostrich 

n. Any hard to identify tall gangly bird. Also, by extension, any ungainly woman, especially in Australia.

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Spied Bruce here with a proper goostrich last night at the Clobber Dinkum in Perth. Looked like they was about to nest in the bulrushes.

Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.

goostrich by gnostic3 January 7, 2022

duner 

n. Generally bewildered person, like Jim Morrison, who thinks the empty arid desert, and the wrinkled folk stuck living there, hold the answers to all the mysteries of life.

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Old one! I beseech you. Reveal the truths of the mesquite to me.

Another duner. If we knew the secrets of life do you think we would be dying of dehydration in an admittedly-gorgeous slot canyon?

duner by gnostic3 January 4, 2022

shacker 

n. Frugal person who seeks to eschew rampant consumerism. Certainly not a filthy hobo.

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How can you be a physician and a shacker?

Oooo! A riddle! I love riddles. And plastic sheeting. And finding empties.

shacker by gnostic3 January 4, 2022

nappy 

n. Brief refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinkie. Also, in Britain, as a derivative of napkin, a synonym for diaper.

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Old Joe in the next cubicle looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too..

nappy by gnostic3 December 31, 2021

nappathy 

n. The feeling of intense disinterest in class lectures, the tedium of work, covid debates, or just life, that results in deep drowsiness.

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Will it never end? I am literally drowning in an overwhelming sea of nappathy.

I think you mean “figuratively.”

Ahhhhhh!!!

nappathy by gnostic3 December 31, 2021