Utah gold

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

..........

Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

.............

Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

meekling

n. Someone who supports a criminally incompetent, deranged, or otherwise evil superior to avoid any personal troubles associated with just saying “No More!”.

....................

Romney is not a meekling.

by gnostic3 February 07, 2020

adoughable

adj. A heart-warming quality held by any flour-based product that is artistically crafted or made by a small child.

....................

Kitten-shaped cupcakes! That's adoughable!

Are you making fun of my cleft palate?

by gnostic3 November 22, 2022

mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

............

Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

superleague

n. Any ill-founded short-lived disastrous concept. Like the soccer superleague.

..........................

I’m thinking of marrying that aged stripper I fancy.

Sounds like a superleague mate.

by gnostic3 April 21, 2021

greening

v. Being a caring steward of the planet, a lover of unspoiled terrain, a freaking hippie.

.....................

Where’s Jerome? Greening over at the pipeline protest? I just detailed his hummer and I needs my money.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2019