gnostic3's definitions

Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

gravy wave

n. Aussie surfer term for a special thunderous wave that comes at the end of a good day of banging about on the woolies.

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What you reckon? Time to get home and grease the koala?

No, no! Hang about Fred! I think I see a gravy wave forming.

by gnostic3 November 3, 2016

mygain

adj. Faked dramaticly severe headache. The sufferer is usually looking for attention, narcotics, or relief from the tedium of school or work.

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You got to give me some morphine Doc. I got a terrible migraine headache.

I believe it’s pronounced “mygain”.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2018

tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

qatarhero

n. Person who plays football brilliantly at the World Cup and thereby helps his team achieve victory. Also any fan who secures alcohol of any type for his travelling companions.

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Pour a little more mouthwash in my hand sanitizer Roger, you old qatarhero! We're not blind yet!

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

vaticando

adj. A type of fervent religious positivity.

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The pope thinks we can beat covid ... and cancelled Easter services. I admire his vaticando attitude.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

hurrycane

n. Walking stick, usually lightweight silicon with ergonomic design, used by fitness enthusiasts when hiking mountain trails, racing through crowded streets etc.

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Why the eye patch? Trying to look like a pirate?

No! Wait, is that a thing? Actually I was impaled by a doofus with a hurrycane.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019