Definitions by gnostic3
Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)
person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.
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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.
What a joker!
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What a joker!
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Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) by gnostic3 March 6, 2022
sheepnanigans
n. Unfettered undisciplined hijinkery engaged in by actual sheep, who are a fun-loving species, or by humans, who sometimes make poor leadership choices.
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Who organized all these sheepnanigans in Europe? We should definitely cancel their good conduct medals.
sheepnanigans by gnostic3 March 6, 2022
Putingrad
place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.
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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!
Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?
Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.
Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?
Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.
Putin on the Blitz-krieg
song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.
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Putin on the Blitz-krieg by gnostic3 March 2, 2022