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Definitions by gnostic3

myceliate 

v. To spread or disseminate secretly , slyly or underground, as a fungus would.

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We need to myceliate this information quickly, before the anti-vaxxers can mobilize their masses of coughing supporters.
myceliate by gnostic3 April 29, 2022

real estate novelist 

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

suckerslap 

n. A cowardly slap delivered without warning.

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Sleep in fear my man. One dark night I am going to deliver you a suckerslap that will make your ears ring.

Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.
suckerslap by gnostic3 April 12, 2022

willslap 

n. Ineffective light tap on the face following elaborate wind-up.

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Did you just willslap me? I couldn’t tell. You got ALS or something? Steve Hawking could out pummel you.
willslap by gnostic3 April 12, 2022

transslendered 

adj. Possessing a body image out of keeping with one’s measured BMI.

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My chubby friend insists on being called “thin”. Says he’s come out as transslendered and for the first time feels happy and empowered.
transslendered by gnostic3 April 11, 2022
n. Magical creature produced by the union of an adventurous puppy and a somewhat startled fish on a moonlit beach. Able to grant wishes, create rainbows, find sunken treasure and rescue drowning princesses.

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Curses! Where be my chest full of doubloons? I wager my eyes that a scurvy merdog has spirited it clean away.
merdog by gnostic3 April 8, 2022

frostophobia 

n. Fear of being shut inside a freezer, or of spending a week in Alberta in January.

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Strip to Red Deer!? No thanks. I suffer from frostophobia.

Very sensible of you.Wish it was contagious.
frostophobia by gnostic3 April 8, 2022