Definitions by gnostic3
myceliate
v. To spread or disseminate secretly , slyly or underground, as a fungus would.
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We need to myceliate this information quickly, before the anti-vaxxers can mobilize their masses of coughing supporters.
real estate novelist
n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.
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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.
Another suture doctor?
Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?
No. Not really.
Another suture doctor?
Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?
No. Not really.
real estate novelist by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
suckerslap
Sleep in fear my man. One dark night I am going to deliver you a suckerslap that will make your ears ring.
Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.
Isn’t your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that won’t even wake me up.
suckerslap by gnostic3 April 12, 2022
transslendered
adj. Possessing a body image out of keeping with one’s measured BMI.
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My chubby friend insists on being called “thin”. Says he’s come out as transslendered and for the first time feels happy and empowered.
transslendered by gnostic3 April 11, 2022
merdog
n. Magical creature produced by the union of an adventurous puppy and a somewhat startled fish on a moonlit beach. Able to grant wishes, create rainbows, find sunken treasure and rescue drowning princesses.
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