dysdonia

n. Neurologic condition which impairs one's ability to dress properly.

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Can you help me with this tie? I have dysdonia.

Is that why your shoes are different colours? ... And sizes?

by gnostic3 August 29, 2020

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

by gnostic3 July 05, 2023

peachy

adj. Atmosphere or circumstances conducive to impeachment.

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Things in Washington are looking peachy.

by gnostic3 December 04, 2019

cleanish

adj. Dirty. Usually very dirty.

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Is this glass clean? I really need a drink of water.

Well ... it’s cleanish. You may want to add some alcohol to the water.

by gnostic3 October 06, 2022

Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

To

by gnostic3 March 06, 2022

peachy keen

adj. Enthusiastically supportive of impeachment.

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The peachy keen folk are starting to drool on their entitlements.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2021

Phoenix

place. Delightful city in the sunbelt. Currently experiencing a very reasonable 200 heat-related deaths a year, making it slightly worse than Chernobyl for radiation morbidity. But infrared radiation, like UV from tanning beds, has always received a bye. Also has a basketball team and many grumpy dispossessed natives reduced to selling trinkets to sunburned visitors.

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Want to visit Phoenix?

Are you mad?9

by gnostic3 January 27, 2022