shintoe

n. Painful digital condition caused by kicking a soccer opponents shinguard instead of his unprotected calf muscle.

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Get up number six or it's a yellow card.

Half a minute ref. I got a shintoe. I may even need a stretcher.

by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

polargeist

n. Evil spirt who haunts igloos and other dwellings in the far north.

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My blubber is stuck to the ceiling. Again.

Sounds like you have a polargeist. Be afraid.

by gnostic3 February 06, 2019

slobberate

v. To drool excessively. Often in relation to sexual expectation rather than gastronomic hunger.

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You may want to step back a little, Honey. I am beginning to slobberate like a house on fire.

You realise your metaphors make no sense at all. Right?

by gnostic3 January 07, 2023

Galentine’s Day

n. A special day when gals assemble with their female bffs and celebrate life.

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Stand aside men. Galentine’s Day has begun.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

beclowning

v. The act of making a person, often oneself, look unbelievably foolish.

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The President is once again beclowning himself.

And soiling himself.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

house of harlotry

n. Bordello, or, if you are very old, a nice home where an unmarried couple live.

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No daughter of mine is ever going to babysit in a house of harlotry!

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021