gnostic3's definitions

quadtangle

n. A sexual entanglement involving four adventurous people. Also a pile-up during the paralympics.

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If you want to join the quadtangle you'll ned to sign this release ... and my breast.

If you want to join the quadtangle you'll need to sign this release ... and my breast.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2023

bearjam

n. A tangle of vehicles blocking a road in a National Park. Caused by idiotic drivers stopping to look at bears, waterfalls, nude hikers etc.

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Careful on this blind corner There is usually a bearjam up ahead.

by gnostic3 February 11, 2023

clawshake

n. An unwelcome handshake in which one person is grasped awkwardly as if in a raptor’s talons.

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Did you see the clawshake Trudeau gave Biden yesterday? Awkward!

by gnostic3 February 10, 2023

senior kittyzen

n. Elderly pussycat. Often grumpy, forgetful and smelly. Prone to long naps in the sun and scornful glances ay the younger generation's electronic toy mice.

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Natalie claims she put "senior kittyzen" in UD many years ago but she may just be having a senior moment.

by gnostic3 January 11, 2023

slobberate

v. To drool excessively. Often in relation to sexual expectation rather than gastronomic hunger.

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You may want to step back a little, Honey. I am beginning to slobberate like a house on fire.

You realise your metaphors make no sense at all. Right?

by gnostic3 January 7, 2023

hamlin

v. Overcoming any tremendous medical difficulty.

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If I hamlin I can survive this ruptured aneurysm.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2023

pokal anaesthetic

n. Freezing or numbing drug given via injection with a pointy needle rather than inhalation.

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I hope my dentist doesn't use that pokal anaesthetic stuff. It makes me slobberate for hours.

by gnostic3 January 6, 2023