masking tape

n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.

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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.
by gnostic3 June 16, 2020
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bloc rednequois

n. Proud visionary Canadians who seek an oil-fueled future free from liberal ideology, have-not-handouts and poutine.

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Hey Tyler! Going to the bloc rednequois rally after school?

Will you be mocking ponytailed Swedish activists?

You know it!
by gnostic3 October 31, 2019
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trumpstump

n. Campaign speech or event that significantly reduces a candidates chances of election.

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Do something to block the cavalcade of doom. Alberta does not need a trumpstump.
by gnostic3 November 10, 2022
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buoy band

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
by gnostic3 December 05, 2022
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mygain

adj. Faked dramaticly severe headache. The sufferer is usually looking for attention, narcotics, or relief from the tedium of school or work.

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You got to give me some morphine Doc. I got a terrible migraine headache.

I believe it’s pronounced “mygain”.
by gnostic3 January 01, 2018
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veraciter

n. Person interested in establishing the truth. These throwbacks often rely on facts rather than popular opinion or dictates.

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Did you hear the news? Rugby and ice dancing are now America's favourite sports. So suck on that NFL boy.

I think not. I do not wish to sound like a veraciter but that is Canadian propaganda. The Canucks are trying to destabilize our sports channels.

You stick with your truths and I 'll stick with mine. Time to watch some quad toe-loops.
by gnostic3 June 26, 2017
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jerseyphile

n. Person who wears a sports jersey because of the colors or logo, not because he loves or understands the team or the sport.

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Great game eh? O'Connor deked wide on the power play then went five hole!

What? Five what? Oh I see. It's this shirt right. I'm more of a jerseyphile than a soccer nut.

Hockey nut.

Whatever.
by gnostic3 February 06, 2019
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