scrotoma

n. Numb, denervated, essentially “blind” patch of skin on the genitals caused by nerve damage during a surgical repair of a groin hernia.

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Oooo! You like that don’t you baby!?

Sorry? Were you touching me? My surgeon said that after my operation I would have a very numb, very large scrotoma.

Well, it’s numb all right, Sugar. But from here it don’t look all that large.

by gnostic3 November 07, 2022

ash browns

n. Severely overcooked mashed potatoes, or, by extention, any burnt breakfast food, or disastrous mess.

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Careful how you handle this viral pandemic. We do not need any more ash browns.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

raptor

n. someone who has fallen, rapidly, from greatness to mediocrity.

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Dude! You did a triple wheelie spin last week and now you can’t stick an ollie? What a raptor thou hast become.

by gnostic3 September 03, 2020

djokoviking

v. Using your fame or power to avoid the responsibilities of life.

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Paris Hilton, in her era, was huge on djokoviking. But she never endangered millions of Aussies.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

dysdonia

n. Neurologic condition which impairs one's ability to dress properly.

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Can you help me with this tie? I have dysdonia.

Is that why your shoes are different colours? ... And sizes?

by gnostic3 August 29, 2020

transslendered

adj. Possessing a body image out of keeping with one’s measured BMI.

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My chubby friend insists on being called “thin”. Says he’s come out as transslendered and for the first time feels happy and empowered.

by gnostic3 April 11, 2022

listen Linda

v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.

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The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...

Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.

That's what she said.

by gnostic3 June 14, 2020