gnostic3's definitions

justice tears

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

beclowning

v. The act of making a person, often oneself, look unbelievably foolish.

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The President is once again beclowning himself.

And soiling himself.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

Nude Year’s Eve

n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.

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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?

Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!

Okay. Well. Be safe.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2020

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

blinky

n. Very brief nap. Shorter than a nappy.

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What a tedious briefing on the Mideast or whatever. I need a blinky before the State of the Union address.

A nappy would be more useful.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

submarineing

v. Insulting the courage, dedication or memory of valiant marines and other soldiers.

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A man capable of submarineing is capable of any atrocity and is not fit to command.

by gnostic3 September 5, 2020