Definitions by gnostic3

plus Juan 

n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

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Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.

plus Juan by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

scrotoma 

n. Numb, denervated, essentially “blind” patch of skin on the genitals caused by nerve damage during a surgical repair of a groin hernia.

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Oooo! You like that don’t you baby!?

Sorry? Were you touching me? My surgeon said that after my operation I would have a very numb, very large scrotoma.

Well, it’s numb all right, Sugar. But from here it don’t look all that large.

scrotoma by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

wallabeer 

n. Aussie term for foul cheap malt liquor with high alcohol content.

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G’day Bruce! Come out the scorcho for a mo’ my son and down a wallabeer, unless those Perth dinkums have turned you against God’s own beverage.

wallabeer by gnostic3 October 28, 2022

toffle 

n. Minor verbal or physical interaction with bystanders, hotdog vendor carts, policemen etc whilst skateboarding.

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What up Seymour? Living the dream?

Totally Pleasantville. Bit of a toffle with a mime troupe. Oh, and I think I broke my leg.

toffle by gnostic3 October 28, 2022

chuck3 

n. New king of much of the civilized part of the world. Kind of industrious and loyal to his vision of British Royal entitlement but with an unusual combination of naivety and ignorance. Giant ears keep crown out of his eyes.

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Where is chuck3? This ceremonial ribbon is not going to cut itself.

chuck3 by gnostic3 October 26, 2022

untruss 

v. To free a region from the ensnaring tentacles of an unwanted, generally useless politician, parent etc.

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The environmentally destructive madness has gone on long enough. It’s time to untruss Alberta.

untruss by gnostic3 October 25, 2022

trampage 

n. A wildly chaotic event in which hobos destroy the structures and creatures surrounding them. Often on a Tuesday.

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What happened here? Some sort of anarchistic melee?

Trampage. Mindless trampage.

trampage by gnostic3 October 25, 2022