lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

scobe

In Northern Ireland, scobe is used to describe someone who is tight with money and tries to get whatever they can for free

you're a scobe for picking that money off the ground
i'm going to try and scobe a free pint off him

by GM January 29, 2004

screaming monkey

vagina, cunt, pussy, minge

only girls have a screaming monkey

by gm February 18, 2005

tepi ball

A 'tepi ball' is scored by throwing a tennis ball from the baseline of a tennis court through a basketball hoop placed at the other baseline on a tennis court (ie.a full court shot). Hitting a 'tepi ball' means gives one credit towards sleeping with tepi 9the nickname for my dear wife)

GM just score another tepi ball - you fool!

by GM September 10, 2003

Grefilthy

Overly skeevy, sleazy, creepy, otherwise foul and sexually offensive.

"Grefilthy Steve is notorious for patroling the women's dorm in only a pair of hot pants."

by GM October 06, 2004

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 02, 2005