“Steve, you spent 28 hours in Ketosis and took laxatives? That’s Alaxing!” “Is that so? Then I alaxed the shit out of the toilet half hour ago....”
by Glimmer December 10, 2020
The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
Mintied - When you look at something given to you by Bilal, it looks good & you accept it at face value.....
Martin "I sent it here, which appears to be the wrong place. But, I asked Bilal where to put it and this was what he linked me...... George replied "You trusted a link? You must be mintied".
by Glimmer January 11, 2021
"And I don't think I've ever heard someone refer to her vagina as a "spotlight" in song before, but it seems to fit. Ugh. I feel the need to listen to some Art Bears now."
(thanks for words sarrible)
(thanks for words sarrible)
by glimmer August 18, 2007
When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.
So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?
by Glimmer October 21, 2020
Fucknapped or being subjected to a Fucknapping. Where a couple have not been seen for an entire week to ten days after the parents have gone on Holiday. Giving the impression of a missing person or kidnapping. But they are really fucking thier partner & sleeping all week long without leaving the house.
Has anyone seen Jennifer or James since last weekend? No, its like they have been kidnapped since Jennifers parents went on holiday.... Dont worry, James is being fucknapped. The pair have been fucknapping all week!!!
by Glimmer July 07, 2023
So what did Pavel get sick with? Dumvid-19... he refused to wear a mask when he was at the all you can eat Buffet in Frankfurt.
by Glimmer October 17, 2020