gerry's definitions

shmurd

the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd

Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!

by Gerry June 18, 2004

chesticle

Pendulous breasts that hang like icicles. Related to testicle in the sexual sense, icicle in the structural sense and chest as in their location on the body.

When she reached for the newspaper, her chesticles nearly fell to the pavement.

by gerry January 9, 2005

barfly

Getting so fucked up on drugs and/or booze, that all you can do the following day is to go to a local pub and get hammered

''Jaysus man, I was givin' it the barfly last night down the Anchor (to some tune)''

by Gerry November 17, 2004

Beefer

Australian for a shit

Aww Man, ya shudda seen the beefer I just laid in the dunny... Rippah!!

by Gerry December 2, 2004

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

Pornet

POtential Recycables NETwork

a network of containers for
potential recycables

by gerry March 29, 2004