Pepegasm

n. 1. An instantaneous orgasm resulting from very little to no stimulation given. 2. Any sort of other immediate intense gratification with minimal stimulation. {Pepe, from the e-famous 20yr old virgin in Fort Worth, Texas; gasm as a derivative of orgasmos, Greek for swelling, namely of certain organs due to stimulus}

Example: Upon sight of the attractive girl approaching, Pepe immediately ran back to his vehicle, narrowly escaping a public Pepegasm.

by George December 20, 2004

GBS

Gay Butt Sex

"So what did you all do over the weekend?"

"Nothing much, we went to John's house and had GBS."

by George January 29, 2004

guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 20, 2005

colitas

beauty, happiness, comfort

i can feel colitas in the air, the sweet smell of colitas

by george September 24, 2004

mislead

lie

When George W. Bush states something as fact he may be misleading (lying to) people

by George September 24, 2003

War

The only reason any of you ass-jockeys has the ability to write page after page of banal, ignorant bullshit; the reason none of you have a big, white-wig-wearing British bulldog pounding your ass every night (which is better than any of you dipshits deserve).

Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. Gold help me, I do love it so!

by George June 28, 2004

Raquet Sack

The game of hacky sack played on a raquetball court.

"Yo I just got outta class, lets smoke a j and play some raquet sack son!"

by GEOrge April 17, 2012