spliff

cannabis cigarette

make a spliff

by geordie October 24, 2003

buleay

a bucket-a device for smoking dope

giz a buleay

by geordie October 24, 2003

kiddyfiddler

Someone who abuses children in obscene ways, touches penis of any age child

"that DoZ bloke from down cornwall is a right old kiddyfiddler"

by Geordie May 13, 2003

smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.

"Quick, smeel the badger!'

by Geordie May 07, 2004

yer ma!

wen ppl hav nothin better 2 offend ppl, they refer 2 'yer ma' meaning your mam, they are trying to say they have shagged her basically

george:your crap at singing!
freddy: yer ma's crap! (aka : in bed)

by geordie March 10, 2005

dosh

money

giz all ya dosh or al blow ya head off with me shotgun

by geordie October 24, 2003

shitty ape

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

by Geordie November 13, 2015