geordie's definitions

yer ma!

wen ppl hav nothin better 2 offend ppl, they refer 2 'yer ma' meaning your mam, they are trying to say they have shagged her basically

george:your crap at singing!
freddy: yer ma's crap! (aka : in bed)

by geordie May 13, 2005

nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs

elton john

by geordie October 24, 2003

buleay

a bucket-a device for smoking dope

giz a buleay

by geordie October 24, 2003

kiddyfiddler

Someone who abuses children in obscene ways, touches penis of any age child

"that DoZ bloke from down cornwall is a right old kiddyfiddler"

by Geordie May 13, 2003

broon ale

best alcoholic drink in the world, originates in geordieland

giz z bottle of broon

by geordie October 24, 2003

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

by Geordie February 7, 2004

cnut

a womans pussy

"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"

by geordie May 11, 2003