moby

A guy, usually ugly, who is with a chick that is way too hot for him to even associate with.

After spotting an attractive female and seeing the tool she was with, one would say, "That guy is a freaking moby."

origin: Moby singing with Gwen Stefani

by geoff March 08, 2004

Spurnage

The act of spurning. The act of getting jizzed in the face.

> Yo Mamma!
>> Oh spurnage. Ouch! Dis.

by Geoff December 13, 2004

ATG

Aren't Tits Great?

Use to compliment an excellent pair of jugs.

<While ogling at a pair>...
"Dude, ATG, man, ATG!"

by Geoff December 15, 2004

spucy

A mixture of ham and pork, making one of the best damn combinations ever, brains se appeal u name it it has it. So one uses it usually to mean somehting that is incredibly fun sexy or cool ...

"shall we meet up and go watch a film? .... yeah let's be realllly spucky - go all out"
"he's dressed very spuckily"

by Geoff October 24, 2004

backlit

what scrooge says when asked by his wife for foreplay

please will you go down on me mr scrooge - "baaaclit"

by geoff November 13, 2003

Kreme

The killing of more than one ant at a time.

"Dude, stop the kreme. You can't light that many on fire. Tis illegal."

by Geoff March 27, 2003

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 12, 2002