geoff's definitions

WAG

A coiner of clever terms or phrases, or an observer of new meanings to a term or phrase

Some wag in the artworld once said that sculpture is what you trip over in a gallery when you step back to get a better view of a painting.

by Geoff September 13, 2003

KD

An incredibly homosexual man who loves to have all of his orfices penetrated with big man meat

Woah dude, I saw this gay porn the other day, the guy was such a KD!

by Geoff October 13, 2003

geoffigi

a way to call a person a girl or fag

dude Zach ur such a geoffigi

by geoff September 7, 2004

wazzzup!!!

to say hi or sup, or to be exited

wazzzup!!!

by geoff March 9, 2003

mushburger

A particularly gnarly wave that thrashes the surfer.

Dude, that thing was mushburger.

by geoff July 8, 2005

Slabfest

An annual event held where u start drinking and u don't stop until u have finished a slab

by Geoff June 1, 2003

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

by Geoff March 14, 2003