geoff's definitions

whoa please dont.........thanks

to tell someone not to do something

whoa please dont walk thanks

by geoff March 9, 2003

metallicaeg

N. Turdwanker; buffoon; douchebag. See also: metrosexual

V. To boink

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg"
"Yeah well your MOM is a metallicaeg!"
"Speaking of moms, I metallicaeged your mom last night!"

by Geoff March 28, 2005

post hardcore

Agenre of music formed when people in the hardcore scene got tired of hardcore's limited form. Retains some characteristics of hardcore but builds more on tension and release

Fugazi, Quicksand, and Jawbox are really good post-hardcore bands. The Used isn't post hardcore, it's pop punk trying to be scary

by geoff April 1, 2005

bumbak

Someone fond of showing others his bum crack, then rubbing sand in it.

Look at that hairy bumbak.

by Geoff April 17, 2004

delectile

prefected manner of describing the male toy; hard object, often gloppy and rather vibrant.

Rick barged out of Drake's love cell with a vibrantly perplexing expression, with a throbbing delectile in one hand, and filmy substance in the other.

by Geoff April 18, 2003

Tugathuggin'

Topplin and bopplin on my wopplin

He has to be tugathuggin' cause he can't touch my wizzow

by Geoff May 12, 2003

pop tart

(1)a pussy ass nigga, whose sweet on the outside but soft in the middle.
(2)delicious treat in the morning

"Pop tarts again?! Gee mom, you're great!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003