geederd's definitions

Mukleko

A Mukleko is what you call a black guy in front of them because it is disrespectful and they don't

know what it means. It's basically the same as calling them a mayate. It is equal to using the word nigger. Use Mukleka for females and Muklekito for kids.

Hey Mukleko could you stop stealing tools for a second and pass me the wire stretcher?

by geederd November 26, 2020

bidenomics

In order to practice Bidenomics you must take a thriving United States economy and turn it to complete shit with job killing regulations, higher taxes and general Democrat slapdickery.

Johnny: Have you seen whats going on in Venezuela? It's a complete shithole! People are starving and eating their fucking pets! It's a disaster!

Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go

by geederd November 28, 2020

Slapdickery

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.

I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.

by geederd November 28, 2020

cocksplinter

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.

Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!

by geederd November 28, 2020

Bidenize

To severely fuck something up.

Johnny: Bruh, Zack must've got drunk and high before that speech because that was a trainwreck!

Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.

by geederd November 29, 2020

Gnarlburger

ahh bro you know when you see something and its like total gnarlburger man

Ho brahh, me and Bill were out catching some tasty ones and they were total gnarlburger bruhh

by geederd May 8, 2023

deep state knucklehead

The term "Deep State Knucklehead" typically refers to a small and disproportionately wealthy segment of the global population that holds significant economic, political, and social influence. This group is often associated with the concentration of wealth and power, which can result in a considerable impact on various aspects of society. These individuals are often top earners, influential business leaders, high-ranking politicians, and prominent figures in sectors like finance, technology, and media. While the exact composition and dynamics of this elite can vary, they are often criticized for exerting undue control over political decisions, economic policies, and social systems. Discussions about the "Deep State Knuckleheads" often center on issues of income inequality, social justice, and the overall distribution of resources and opportunities in the world. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.

Dave: Did you hear about the new coof variant? I hear lockdowns are coming.

Billy: Aww hell no I am not going to comply with this shit. Who is the slapdick making all of these disastrous and coincidental distractions happen when there just happens to be an upcoming presidential election?

Dave: Most likely what we have here is a Deep State Knucklehead. It's likely that there are many of them who intentionally cause death and destruction for their personal gain. They are the scum of the earth and are probably guilty of crimes against humanity. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.

Billy: Brohhhh!

by geederd August 27, 2023