gaping munt's definitions

Diiiiiiiiiick

A more protracted version of the popular insult dick. Must be pronounced with a rising sarcastic tone becoming more vicious towards the sharp K at the end.

"Hoody did you manage to get dope ?"

"Nah, my dealer wasn't in"

"Diiiiiiiiiick"

by gaping munt March 4, 2004

tapping through

When the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and his middle finger into the anus and makes the ends meet at the thin membrane of skin at the perineum just below the cervix. A tapping motion then takes place much to the delight of the grinning participant.

Also known as tam foo

"Did you see the nick of that cow I shagged on Friday ?"

"Aye she was fucked"

"Too right, I ended up tapping through"

"Ya clatty bastard"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004

WMS

Wank ma shite. A vastly popular insult used mainly by angry men slumbering in a mid 20s crisis.

Invented in Clydebank circa 2003

"Did you just steal ma patter ?"

"Aye"

"Wank ma shite ya muppet !"

by gaping munt March 1, 2004

bawchops

Scottish insult much like bawbag. The chops refering to the mouth.

As in "You have a mouth full of testicular tissue"

"Hey ! did you just stick your finger in my eye ?"

"Yes, I think I just did"

"Bawchops !"

"come again ?"

by gaping munt March 3, 2004

wankchops

Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.

"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"

"For wanton animalistic anal sex"

"Fuck he is so Gen X"

"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"

"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"

"Oh that wankchops"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004

tam foo

See tapping through

Sexual act used by drunkards and deviants.

"Sorry mate, I dunno how to say this..."

"It's cool just tell me, I'll be fine"

"I tam foo'd yer bird"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004

champer

In reference to the male gentitalia.

Used in small groups as an affectionate name for friends.

Rab's favourite word

Rab - "Alright champer ! Did you see those champers last night, I've never seen champers like it"

or

"Did you see the size of that cunts champer ?"

"Aye it's a total arse splitter"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004