Definitions by gaping munt
champer
In reference to the male gentitalia.
Used in small groups as an affectionate name for friends.
Rab's favourite word
Used in small groups as an affectionate name for friends.
Rab's favourite word
Rab - "Alright champer ! Did you see those champers last night, I've never seen champers like it"
or
"Did you see the size of that cunts champer ?"
"Aye it's a total arse splitter"
or
"Did you see the size of that cunts champer ?"
"Aye it's a total arse splitter"
champer by gaping munt March 6, 2004
wankchops
Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.
"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"
"For wanton animalistic anal sex"
"Fuck he is so Gen X"
"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"
"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"
"Oh that wankchops"
"For wanton animalistic anal sex"
"Fuck he is so Gen X"
"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"
"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"
"Oh that wankchops"
wankchops by gaping munt March 6, 2004
heavens to murgatroid
Morrisey - "Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond
That will bring us together"
Snagglepuss - "Heavens to murgatroid, he's camper than me !"
Then it's the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond
That will bring us together"
Snagglepuss - "Heavens to murgatroid, he's camper than me !"
heavens to murgatroid by gaping munt March 6, 2004
tapping through
When the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and his middle finger into the anus and makes the ends meet at the thin membrane of skin at the perineum just below the cervix. A tapping motion then takes place much to the delight of the grinning participant.
Also known as tam foo
Also known as tam foo
"Did you see the nick of that cow I shagged on Friday ?"
"Aye she was fucked"
"Too right, I ended up tapping through"
"Ya clatty bastard"
"Aye she was fucked"
"Too right, I ended up tapping through"
"Ya clatty bastard"
tapping through by gaping munt March 6, 2004
tam foo
"Sorry mate, I dunno how to say this..."
"It's cool just tell me, I'll be fine"
"I tam foo'd yer bird"
"It's cool just tell me, I'll be fine"
"I tam foo'd yer bird"
tam foo by gaping munt March 6, 2004
Diiiiiiiiiick
A more protracted version of the popular insult dick. Must be pronounced with a rising sarcastic tone becoming more vicious towards the sharp K at the end.
Diiiiiiiiiick by gaping munt March 4, 2004
bawchops
Scottish insult much like bawbag. The chops refering to the mouth.
As in "You have a mouth full of testicular tissue"
As in "You have a mouth full of testicular tissue"
"Hey ! did you just stick your finger in my eye ?"
"Yes, I think I just did"
"Bawchops !"
"come again ?"
"Yes, I think I just did"
"Bawchops !"
"come again ?"
bawchops by gaping munt March 3, 2004