"Sorry mate, I dunno how to say this..."
"It's cool just tell me, I'll be fine"
"I tam foo'd yer bird"
"It's cool just tell me, I'll be fine"
"I tam foo'd yer bird"
by gaping munt March 06, 2004
Get the tam foomug. Wank ma shite. A vastly popular insult used mainly by angry men slumbering in a mid 20s crisis.
Invented in Clydebank circa 2003
Invented in Clydebank circa 2003
by gaping munt March 01, 2004
Get the WMSmug. When the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and his middle finger into the anus and makes the ends meet at the thin membrane of skin at the perineum just below the cervix. A tapping motion then takes place much to the delight of the grinning participant.
Also known as tam foo
Also known as tam foo
"Did you see the nick of that cow I shagged on Friday ?"
"Aye she was fucked"
"Too right, I ended up tapping through"
"Ya clatty bastard"
"Aye she was fucked"
"Too right, I ended up tapping through"
"Ya clatty bastard"
by gaping munt March 06, 2004
Get the tapping throughmug. Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.
"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"
"For wanton animalistic anal sex"
"Fuck he is so Gen X"
"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"
"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"
"Oh that wankchops"
"For wanton animalistic anal sex"
"Fuck he is so Gen X"
"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"
"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"
"Oh that wankchops"
by gaping munt March 06, 2004
Get the wankchopsmug. A more protracted version of the popular insult dick. Must be pronounced with a rising sarcastic tone becoming more vicious towards the sharp K at the end.
by gaping munt March 04, 2004
Get the Diiiiiiiiiickmug. Scottish insult much like bawbag. The chops refering to the mouth.
As in "You have a mouth full of testicular tissue"
As in "You have a mouth full of testicular tissue"
"Hey ! did you just stick your finger in my eye ?"
"Yes, I think I just did"
"Bawchops !"
"come again ?"
"Yes, I think I just did"
"Bawchops !"
"come again ?"
by gaping munt March 03, 2004
Get the bawchopsmug. In reference to the male gentitalia.
Used in small groups as an affectionate name for friends.
Rab's favourite word
Used in small groups as an affectionate name for friends.
Rab's favourite word
Rab - "Alright champer ! Did you see those champers last night, I've never seen champers like it"
or
"Did you see the size of that cunts champer ?"
"Aye it's a total arse splitter"
or
"Did you see the size of that cunts champer ?"
"Aye it's a total arse splitter"
by gaping munt March 06, 2004
Get the champermug.